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Old 04-22-2024, 8:58am   #1
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I haven't used it in years, got it out, plugged it in, and.....nothing.

It's designed that the weight of the bread slowly lowers the bread holder and bread slices into the toaster, then it toasts, and when finished, slowly and automatically rises again. Pretty high tech, really.

It's a T-35 model. I'd like to have it serviced, but I'm not sure who would work on something this old. Looks like this (stock image, not mine):
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What's wrong? It's broken. Yer Welk.
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Get something less complicated. Fer chrissake.....it's just toast, not a gourmet bakery item.
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Chuck it and by a new one. Toasters are so cheap now its not worth fixing yours.
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We are a throw away society for sure.
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You need to plug it in.
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Take a bath and bring it in with you, see if it works
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Do not play games, get a Smeg, the Duesenberg of toasters:

https://www.smeg.com/us/toasters/4-slot-toasters
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Do not play games, get a Smeg, the Duesenberg of toasters:

https://www.smeg.com/us/toasters/4-slot-toasters
This is an American made Sunbeam, the vintage Cadillac of toasters. I don't actually use it, but I like to trot it out and use it when I have guests staying with me.
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This is an American made Sunbeam, the vintage Cadillac of toasters. I don't actually use it, but I like to trot it out and use it when I have guests staying with me.
Do you want to borrow $20 so you can buy a new one?
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Do you want to borrow $20 so you can buy a new one?
I'll need more. They're significantly MOAR expensive, and that's before shipping:

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...aster&_sacat=0
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This is an American made Sunbeam, the vintage Cadillac of toasters. I don't actually use it, but I like to trot it out and use it when I have guests staying with me.
Smeg is made in Italy, we like the Italians, at least the native ones.

Gotta admit, they got style:
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I'll need more. They're significantly MOAR expensive, and that's before shipping:

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...aster&_sacat=0
Wally's has several of them UNDER $20. And I want the change back.

https://www.walmart.com/search?q=toasters
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https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...aster&_sacat=0
If you're paying that much for a toaster then YOU = STUPID (or you have baller status)

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Smeg is made in Italy, we like the Italians, at least the native ones.

Gotta admit, they got style:
Of course those are made in Italy. Notice how they look like and are about the same size as a Fiat 500?
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Smeg is made in Italy, we like the Italians, at least the native ones.

Gotta admit, they got style:
You think Dill Baniels likes Smegma?
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If you're paying that much for a toaster then YOU = STUPID (or you have baller status)
But you can brag and be the toast of the town
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You think Dill Baniels likes Smegma?
Oof..... low blow.
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But you can brag and be the toast of the town
Well, then, slather me in butter and serve me up to the women's breakfast club.
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Oof..... low blow.
OBC is pushing it.
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If you're paying that much for a toaster then YOU = STUPID (or you have baller status)?
I did not pay retail, as on my way into wally's to purchase I was confronted by a friendly homeless man.
He explained he was a personal shopping assistant, and here to help.
I told him what I was going to buy, he told me to go back to my car and wait for him.
He returned with the toaster AND only charged me $15.00, as he explained he used his frequent shopper points to get a huge discount for me.
I would do it again.
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