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Old 07-14-2019, 07:21pm   #1
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My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my Jeep.

Sergeant: What kind of Jeep was it?

Husband: (sobbing)
It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps,Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer......
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep.
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:17am   #2
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Man has to have his priorities straight.
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I'd be willing to believe that is more the rule than the exception.
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Old 07-15-2019, 11:23am   #4
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He likes his wife but he loves his Jeep.

The only question is why did he let her take it?
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He likes his wife but he loves his Jeep.

The only question is why did he let her take it?
Wife recognized this coming a mile away.....

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Old 07-15-2019, 12:02pm   #6
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Wife recognized this coming a mile away.....

When I got divorced (both times) the only things that I claimed from the settlement were my Corvette and my military pension. Everything else I gladly gave away to the ex-wife.
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Old 07-15-2019, 12:38pm   #7
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When I got divorced (both times) the only things that I claimed from the settlement were my Corvette and my military pension. Everything else I gladly gave away to the ex-wife.
Wish it was that easy. 1st one no issues. 2nd one raped my azz. Never again
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Yeah but in both instances I gave the ex-wife a house, her car, and in the case of the second wife I paid child support for her two kids from a previous marriage.

As has been said earlier, "Never Again!"
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I moved here some 22 years ago, guy across the street and uphill one house sold to a single woman, 3 kids....married 2x I think at that point, she meets up with a guy who is an ATT manager.....they together some 18 years or so, HE pays the mortgage/overhead, house in HER name......when kids leave house, she goes for the BIG D.....and sticks it to him but GOOD.....he says he will never be able to buy another house, she gets like 1/2 his take home pay.....

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Yeah but in both instances I gave the ex-wife a house, her car, and in the case of the second wife I paid child support for her two kids from a previous marriage.

As has been said earlier, "Never Again!"
Ouch.
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