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Old 04-10-2017, 07:21pm   #1
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According to excerpts published by Radar Online, the 67-year-old Jenner went under the knife for a “final surgery” in January of this year, just over two years after coming out as transgender in a blockbuster interview with Diane Sawyer in 2015.

“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated,” Jenner reportedly writes in Secrets of My Life, a book of memoirs due out April 25.

“I am telling you because I believe in candor,” Jenner reportedly writes in the book. “So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it.”

In April 2015, Jenner — who earned a gold medal in the decathlon at the 1976 Olympic games in Montreal — told Diane Sawyer in a 20/20 interview that he had always been confused about his gender identity.

“I am a woman,” Jenner said at the time. “It’s not like I’ve been dressing up like a woman, it’s like I’ve spent my whole life dressing like a man.”

“I just want to have all the right parts,” Jenner reportedly writes. “I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time.”

Report: Caitlyn Jenner Feels 'Liberated' after Sex Reassignment Surgery
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Old 04-10-2017, 07:23pm   #2
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Still a guy. Just missing a dick.
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I don't care. Just don't "require" me to say I approve. Go live your life in secret and leave me alone.
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So, this person claims to be smarter than GOD?


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Isaiah 44:24 English Standard Version (ESV)

24: Thus says the Lord, your Redeemer,
who formed you from the womb:
“I am the Lord, who made all things,
who alone stretched out the heavens,
who spread out the earth by myself,
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Still a guy. Just missing a dick.
Imagine being the drunk dude that pics it up in a bar, and realizes when he wakes up the next day that he banged Bruce Jenner.
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Still a guy. Just missing a dick.
Are you saying that Bruce Jenner is dickless?
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So.......he's a unique eunuch?
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Are you saying that Bruce Jenner is dickless?
This man has no dick.

Well, on the outside. I think they actually make it an "innie" don't they?
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This man has no dick.

Well, on the outside. I think they actually make it an "innie" don't they?
I heard that they hollow out the normal male penis, and turn the tube inside out and shove it inside, along with a tube of KY! .......
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Imagine being the drunk dude that pics it up in a bar, and realizes when he wakes up the next day that he banged Bruce Jenner.
I think you'd win a lawsuit against the bar

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I heard that they hollow out the normal male penis, and turn the tube inside out and shove it inside, along with a tube of KY! .......
What happens if Bruce gets banged by someone that was more hung than him?

ouch
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According to excerpts published by Radar Online, the 67-year-old Jenner went under the knife for a “final surgery” in January of this year, just over two years after coming out as transgender in a blockbuster interview with Diane Sawyer in 2015.

“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated,” Jenner reportedly writes in Secrets of My Life, a book of memoirs due out April 25.

“I am telling you because I believe in candor,” Jenner reportedly writes in the book. “So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it.”

In April 2015, Jenner — who earned a gold medal in the decathlon at the 1976 Olympic games in Montreal — told Diane Sawyer in a 20/20 interview that he had always been confused about his gender identity.

“I am a woman,” Jenner said at the time. “It’s not like I’ve been dressing up like a woman, it’s like I’ve spent my whole life dressing like a man.”

“I just want to have all the right parts,” Jenner reportedly writes. “I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time.”

Report: Caitlyn Jenner Feels 'Liberated' after Sex Reassignment Surgery
Uh huh...

...and Shepard Smith was fired from FNC...okaaaay...
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Depends on how you read the verse. God surely has made some mistakes if you're going to attribute everything (good and evil) to Him.

Genesis 18:1-33 - God Makes No Mistakes
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Old 04-10-2017, 09:09pm   #13
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Imagine being the drunk dude that pics it up in a bar, and realizes when he wakes up the next day that he banged Bruce Jenner.
That happened to a Marine in Tijuana. Once you tell a soul, it is no longer a secret.
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“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Define evil
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Define evil
Exactly. This shit could go back and forth all day. I could cherry pick scripture to prop up pretty much any opinion I'd like.

I am of the opinion that, straight, gay, trans, whatever...each one of us is EXACTLY as God to intended us to be.
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Gotta be like banging a wallet.
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“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Man has FREE WILL. Man's problems are caused by man. Don't blame God.

https://www.gotquestions.org/free-will.html

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If “free will” means that God gives humans the opportunity to make choices that genuinely affect their destiny, then yes, human beings do have a free will... At the same time, our motives, desires, and actions are voluntary, and we are rightly held responsible for them.
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I am of the opinion that, straight, gay, trans, whatever...each one of us is EXACTLY as God to intended us to be.
I don't agree. We are created in His image. He didn't create us to be sinners. We're supposed to reject sin as He does. He forgives our sins if we repent. But, we're not the judge, He is. We're to love each other, we're all sinners, and one sin isn't worse than another.
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“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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Define evil
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How many examples would you like?
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Exactly. This shit could go back and forth all day. I could cherry pick scripture to prop up pretty much any opinion I'd like.

I am of the opinion that, straight, gay, trans, whatever...each one of us is EXACTLY as God to intended us to be.
Well, the questions and their conclusions are of the indefinable.
The only sure definition of evil, is that it is not God, or of God.

But men are capable by choice to do good or evil. So evil can be of man as well as good can be of man. It's the choice that matters. Now, is that choice "evil"? Is that which is evil to me, evil to you? Going to find a lot of variety there. The men we consider evil that drove the planes into towers were a thousand percent convinced they were doing Gods work. We are a thousand percent sure that they were doing evil. Were they evil men? By my standard of good and evil they were; they sacrificed thousands of lives for their selfish "shortcut" into heaven. They didn't get to that conclusion overnight though, they had to have a lifetime of indoctrination and conditioning. So God and only God alone judges their souls. We however, can judge and condemn their actions as evil and fight the forces that made them what they were.

As NAV said, this could around in circles all day.

I just hope God doesn't toss a 10 mile wide meteor at us and decide to start over. Who could blame Him?
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