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Old 06-22-2017, 07:55am   #41
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dude, go get drunk and bank her best friend or her sister. Come on. Man up.

seriously though, sorry.


(go bang her sister anyway)


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Dating is not likely. It's not so much that I am a pessimist. I think I am a realist. I'm mid 50's under 6 feet, low to middle income, half my hair is gone. I can only attract a trailer park bingo mama that's blind in one eye and carries a Chihuahua in her purse. I'm attracted to women that are not out just of my league, they are playing a different sport. I was way over-chicked. Lightning won't strike twice. That's not pissing and moaning.That's a fact. My wife dated and married a decent looking and moderately successful guy in me, but used me up and divorced a hundred miles of bad road. My best is long gone. I have no game, no charm, no money. I'm a plate of two week old leftovers...I just don't smell bad....yet.


At this point, my only hope is to think of myself as a barn find and do a frame up resto. Change my diet, start exercising, figure out how to remove the ten tons of stress I walk around with, and see what comes out of it.
Don't sell yourself short Jeff. As people are telling me. It will get better in time. Hell I'm not crazy about starting over at my age either, but I'm not quitting on life. Something better is coming down the road man. You just gotta get your head straight before it comes your way.
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Old 06-22-2017, 08:12am   #42
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Time to look forward and stop looking back. There's no sense in living your life being miserable. Start exercising again, this alone will help you feel better about yourself and help rid the stress. I workout everyday at the Y on 249, lots of pretty women of all ages there to help with motivation. You got this, you just need to change your thinking and move on. This is your life and you control how you feel. Get that self esteem back. Women want a guy that's confident, it doesn't matter about looks (I'm way overchicked). All you need is confidence and a sense of humor.
X1000. Your situation NOW is NOT how it has to be. You can change whatever you want to change. Diet, exercise, perspective, lifestyle, personality... It is ALL up to you here. Exercise is a GREAT way to relieve stress AND shed those unwanted pounds. You may even find a few group classes where you can workout together and meet some people that way too.

It was told to me a long time ago: Attitude determines altitude. If you have a defeatist attitude, don't expect much. You'll be Eeyore. But if you can get a positive approach through your life changes, then there is NO limit.

The choice, truly, is yours.
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Dating is not likely. It's not so much that I am a pessimist. I think I am a realist. I'm mid 50's under 6 feet, low to middle income, half my hair is gone. I can only attract a trailer park bingo mama that's blind in one eye and carries a Chihuahua in her purse. I'm attracted to women that are not out just of my league, they are playing a different sport. I was way over-chicked. Lightning won't strike twice. That's not pissing and moaning.That's a fact. My wife dated and married a decent looking and moderately successful guy in me, but used me up and divorced a hundred miles of bad road. My best is long gone. I have no game, no charm, no money. I'm a plate of two week old leftovers...I just don't smell bad....yet.

Well, at least you still have your self respect......

Just remember this.....







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Old 06-22-2017, 12:31pm   #44
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The first middle-aged white guy to get a divorce! This is truly unprecedented. You should start a blog or support group to share your experiences with others. You're a trailblazer you know. A pioneer. You're the lead off batter in the fucking world series of life bitch!

Now get out there, plant your flag and stake your claim!
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The first middle-aged white guy to get a divorce! This is truly unprecedented. You should start a blog or support group to share your experiences with others. You're a trailblazer you know. A pioneer. You're the lead off batter in the fucking world series of life bitch!

Now get out there, plant your flag and stake your claim!
Thomas, for the tough love win!

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Well, at least you still have your self respect......

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Great, so Aero just needs to find a nice girl with grandpa issues.
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Although I didn't know it at the time, my divorce was a blessing. It's such a huge loss, especially if you aren't the one who wants it. I'm pulling for ya!
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Great, so Aero just needs to find a nice girl with grandpa issues.
Yeah and there's another problem...each of these old fucks are probably worth in excess of $100 million. If they weren't, they'd be in the local senior center playing bingo and having their prescriptions refilled.
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The first middle-aged white guy to get a divorce! This is truly unprecedented. You should start a blog or support group to share your experiences with others. You're a trailblazer you know. A pioneer. You're the lead off batter in the fucking world series of life bitch!

Now get out there, plant your flag and stake your claim!
If I recall, you have perfect hair don't you? How tall are you? How much money ya got?

Go away !!
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If I recall, you have perfect hair don't you? How tall are you? How much money ya got?

Go away !!
I could be a 5'-3", 300# bald fuck with a limp and I'd get some clunge. If I had to accomplish it in 45 days?. I'd do it in 12.
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If I recall, you have perfect hair don't you? How tall are you? How much money ya got?

Go away !!
Yeah, but he just plays guitar. You're a singer.
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I could be a 5'-3", 300# bald fuck with a limp and I'd get some clunge. If I had to accomplish it in 45 days?. I'd do it in 12.
please share how to pull this off
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Heck you don't have to run right out and start jumping in the sack with women. I personally would advise against it.
Now wait just a damn minute.................
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please share how to pull this off
I just sit at the bar and lick my eyebrows.
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Hey I said it was just my advise.

That and $2 will get you a coffee at McDonald's.
At my age, that gets me TWO coffees at McDonald's. Senior discount
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I could be a 5'-3", 300# bald fuck with a limp and I'd get some clunge. If I had to accomplish it in 45 days?. I'd do it in 12.
This might qualify for parrot (hidden sub parrot?) of the year.
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