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Old 01-16-2020, 8:04pm   #61
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Wrong. Watching porn doesn't make anyone gay.

A guy watching gay porn means he is at least "questioning" his own sexuality. More and more vehement denials of such by said watcher does nothing to disprove that him watching gay porn means he at least has gay tendencies. In fact, generally, it does the opposite.

It's the same as the guy who sucks two cocks a week to prove he still doesn't like it.

What we actually have here is a guy who is married to a woman, and that said woman (added for clarity, since said guy has some trouble with complex sentences) recently moved 2000 miles away from him, who as a result, started watching gay porn. Draw your own conclusions.
in which alternate world is a hot woman performing felatio on a man considered gay porn. asking for dervapula
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Old 01-16-2020, 8:05pm   #62
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And that of course is because when you say "I do", they are saying "I don't". Amazing how that works....


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Old 01-16-2020, 8:18pm   #63
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Wives are not available 100% of the time, and are not in the mood 100% of the time.
Bur girlfriends are.
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Old 01-16-2020, 8:19pm   #64
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Bur girlfriends are.
Not in my experience. Then again I'm not as sexy as you are.
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Old 01-16-2020, 8:20pm   #65
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Bur girlfriends are.

Which is why some men have both.

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Old 01-16-2020, 8:34pm   #66
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I'm not as sexy as you are.
Not many men are.....UD notwithstanding.
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Old 01-16-2020, 9:11pm   #67
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Not many men are.....UD notwithstanding.
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Old 01-16-2020, 9:12pm   #68
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Not in my experience. Then again I'm not as sexy as you are.
Have you seen his legs?? as hideous as your toenails
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Old 01-16-2020, 9:23pm   #69
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in which alternate world is a hot woman performing felatio on a man considered gay porn. asking for dervapula
Already asked and answered.
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Old 01-16-2020, 9:25pm   #70
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Not in my experience. Then again I'm not as sexy as you are.
So you think Flex is sexy, got it.
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Old 01-16-2020, 9:29pm   #71
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So you think Flex is sexy, got it.
Sexy Flexy

C'mon man. Don't you read the bathroom stalls?





Just joking Flex, now put me down !!
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Old 01-16-2020, 9:36pm   #73
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Mick...Mick...Mick..
Hey man, it doesn't bother me. If a guy is a meat gazer, he's a meat gazer.

He tried to ask it "delicately", got an honest answer, and then argued the obviousness of the honest answer. The end result was the blunt reality of the situation being stated outwardly. If he is upset about it, it's all on him.

I remain unapologetic.
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Old 01-16-2020, 10:39pm   #74
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Hey man, it doesn't bother me. If a guy is a meat gazer, he's a meat gazer.

He tried to ask it "delicately", got an honest answer, and then argued the obviousness of the honest answer. The end result was the blunt reality of the situation being stated outwardly. If he is upset about it, it's all on him.

I remain ghey.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but there is.
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Hey man, it doesn't bother me. If a guy is a meat gazer, he's a meat gazer.
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Old 01-17-2020, 5:27pm   #76
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Old 01-18-2020, 11:09pm   #77
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How do you all feel about a women sucking on a lollipop
I'd feel a lot better about it if she spit on it first
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