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Old 01-16-2020, 12:50pm   #21
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Back when I was in jr. high school, we had a dog that loved pretty much everybody. Well everybody except for a classmate of mine that delivered our paper every afternoon. The dog went absolutely nuts every time he showed up.

About half way through the school year, the paperboy stabbed his mother to death one morning before going to school!
I had a classmate in Jr. High and High school named "Urs". Urs was always a little "troubled". After we graduated, Urs got a job working at the animal hospital where my Mom would take her GSD, Kristie. Whenever Mom took Kristie to the vet, she would go find Urs, and cuddle with him until it was her turn to see the doctor. A few years after graduation, Urs put a shotgun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger.
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I had a classmate in Jr. High and High school named "Urs". Urs was always a little "troubled". After we graduated, Urs got a job working at the animal hospital where my Mom would take her GSD, Kristie. Whenever Mom took Kristie to the vet, she would go find Urs, and cuddle with him until it was her turn to see the doctor. A few years after graduation, Urs put a shotgun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger.
Wow! Your moms cuddles have a devastating affect on people.

I'm assuming he actually cuddled with the dog and not your mom
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Wow! Your moms cuddles have a devastating affect on people.

I'm assuming he actually cuddled with the dog and not your mom
English Mother****er, can you read it?
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English Mother****er, can you read it?
You should read what you wrote again. Are you talking about Kristie or your mom?
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English Mother****er, can you read it?
Sarcasm Mother****er, can you understand it?
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English Mother****er, can you read it?
The real question is can you write it? Unambiguously?
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I had a classmate in Jr. High and High school named "Urs". Urs was always a little "troubled". After we graduated, Urs got a job working at the animal hospital where my Mom would take her GSD, Kristie. Whenever Mom took Kristie to the vet, she would go find Urs, and cuddle with him until it was her turn to see the doctor. A few years after graduation, Urs put a shotgun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger.
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You should read what you wrote again. Are you talking about Kristie or your mom?
The pronoun "she" refers to the latter female in the sentence, which is, of course, Kristie. I actually thought about changing "she" to "Kristie" because I suspected one of you jamokes would try to make a thing about it, but decided against it.
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The real question is can you write it? Unambiguously?
If you paid attention in 3rd grade English class, there would be no ambiguity. But I guess you were too busy with your fidget spinner.
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The pronoun "she" refers to the latter female in the sentence, which is, of course, Kristie. I actually thought about changing "she" to "Kristie" because I suspected one of you jamokes would try to make a thing about it, but decided against it.
Ah, so another order-of-operations thing that none of the rest of us were ever taught in school.

Gotcha!
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Ah, so another order-of-operations thing that none of the rest of us were ever taught in school.

Gotcha!
I expected better. Google "pronoun antecedent", and there are a lot of confused people making all kinds of unclear arguments. Surely one of them will agree with your position if you care to look hard enough. Come on, this is grammar on an internet off-topic message board, in other words, SERIOUS BUSINESS!
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I think many of us already knew what the so called scientists discovered just by watching how our dogs acted toward people who came to our homes.
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Ah, so another order-of-operations thing that none of the rest of us were ever taught in school.

Gotcha!
We were ALL taught it.

Only some of us learned it.
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The pronoun "she" refers to the latter female in the sentence, which is, of course, Kristie. I actually thought about changing "she" to "Kristie" because I suspected one of you jamokes would try to make a thing about it, but decided against it.
Your bad. Not mine. You knew, yet took no heed.

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Wow! Your moms cuddles have a devastating affect on people.

I'm assuming he actually cuddled with the dog and not your mom
Guess you didn't see the whiter print. DID YA MICK???
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