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View Poll Results: What did I pass?
Passed Go, collected 200 4 19.05%
Passed gas 4 19.05%
Passed a kidney stone 3 14.29%
Private Money Broker Certification exam 4 19.05%
STFU Porter 6 28.57%
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Old 07-24-2020, 11:40am   #1
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You passed what? A major gas attack to put Gozar to shame?
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You passed what? A major gas attack to put Gozar to shame?
You're premature. Again. I feel bad for your wife.
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Old 07-24-2020, 11:45am   #5
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Age-wise, passing gas with no solids is indeed worth a celebration!
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Age-wise, passing gas with no solids is indeed worth a celebration!


After some Metformin and a couple of cups of coffee, it's the liquids that I worry about. Morning farts are released ON the toilet, or the laundry will need to be done shortly.
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Old 07-24-2020, 12:16pm   #10
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Does this mean you can just hand out money since you are a "money broker"?
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Does this mean you can just hand out money since you are a "money broker"?
And no, you can't have any.

Basically, I can match up borrowers with private money lenders. If you want to buy a house to fix and flip, I can broker the funding for that project.
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And no, you can't have any.

Basically, I can match up borrowers with private money lenders. If you want to buy a house to fix and flip, I can broker the funding for that project.
Plus, you can sell me some ice cream. Will you be using the ice cream truck to take the brokerage mobile? Asking for a friend.
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Plus, you can sell me some ice cream. Will you be using the ice cream truck to take the brokerage mobile? Asking for a friend.
If I broker your $100,000 loan, you get a small cone.
Bring me a $250,000 loan, you get a waffle cone.
Bring me a $1,000,000 loan, you get a milkshake.
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If I broker your $100,000 loan, you get a small cone.
Bring me a $250,000 loan, you get a waffle cone.
Bring me a $1,000,000 loan, you get a milkshake.
If I bring you a $500,000 loan do I get a two scoop waffle cone?
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You're worse than the Dude!

Get off my lawn!
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There's a test to hand out Barn Bucks?
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If I broker your $100,000 loan, you get a small cone.
Bring me a $250,000 loan, you get a waffle cone.
Bring me a $1,000,000 loan, you get a milkshake.
If that is CAN then that is a steal.
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At first I thought you were a goner.
2. Kidney stone
3. Corona virus test
4. I read the rest of the thread.

Congratulations!
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So, Snide, let's say I want you to fund a deal for me, DJ gives me a good price on square grouper....what's the weekly vig on something like that?
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