Why do we have non-Corvette owners here???

[Murray]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

You could drive down in just 4 or 5 days.

Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe

You could always fly down to Jax, stay at Casa del Steeb, play some golf at our course and then go with us to meet up with Craig in Estero.

Thanks to the above comment, I’m not happy with Steve lately :toetap;

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by datawiz

Assuming I get my 2020 in June/July, we take the summer off, but start back up in September. We could shoot for an October or November 2020 event at the track and I'd bring out all 3 vettes. I'll have the 685 hp monster running again by then.

I’m in for that.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by Murray

Thanks to the above comment, I’m not happy with Steve lately :toetap;

That makes Steve sad.

[Murray]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

That makes Steve sad.

I almost believed you

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

That makes Steve sad.

Sad Steve

[Steve_R]

[DAB]

It’s an honor just to be nominated.

Originally Posted by lspencer534

This is a Corvette Forum, damnit!!! But we have people like DAB who doesn't even own a Vette!!! His feckin' hobby is making sawdust! Has he ever felt the stream of hot motor oil run down his arm while trying to disassemble a car engine from underneath? Well, has he???

Sometimes I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! (Clark Griswold, Jr. couldn't have said it better himself!)

Folks, we are going to Hell in a handbasket without Corvette owners...even if a new one costs over $100,000. In ten years after that, though, they're worth...$25,000. Now, that's a deal! Hell, the tail lights alone are worth $3.00!

Back to my point: We need more Corvette owners here...before they all die of old age! Most of our members are approaching 90-years-old. See, Demographics of the United States - Wikipedia. You need real teeth to drive a Vette! Or, I think you do....don't you???

Let's start killing...er, getting rid of...the old fogies without Vettes now! Ribbit!!!

[boracayjohnny]

I currently don't own a Corvette. More, I've never owned a Corvette. Wtf, why am I here? Who am I? Better, whotf are you? I'm out of order. You're out of order. We're all out of order.

[Hardluck]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Cool! I have credentials and gear.

Your National Homo's Assoc. card is not what he is talking about!

Originally Posted by Steve_R

That makes Steve sad.

Don't believe you!

Originally Posted by Murray

I almost believed you

No you didn't!



I've had six but currently Vetteless,cause this old, decrepit, worn out, feeble, broken down, body of mine has a hard time getting in and out of one!
Which is really pitiful cause Old Ben is at least 20 years older than me and he can still do it!

[MadInNc]

Originally Posted by datawiz

Come to the track. You can take it for a spin.

Originally Posted by Murray

I’ll be there

Be careful.... MURRAY has been known to drive the wheels of the car, literally.

[Aerovette]

I paid my dues through C3, C4, and C5 ownership. I won't be a stereotype any longer.

[Rob]

C5, C6....three kids currently.

[Murray]

Originally Posted by MadInNc

Be careful.... MURRAY has been known to drive the wheels of the car, literally.

I never shouldn’t have said nothing

[6spdC6]

On my 7th Vette now!

Course as I type this were under a nasty ice storm with 10'' of snow to follow, its going to be about 8 weeks before it comes out of the garage.

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

This is a Corvette Forum, damnit!!! But we have people like DAB who doesn't even own a Vette!!! His feckin' hobby is making sawdust! Has he ever felt the stream of hot motor oil run down his arm while trying to disassemble a car engine from underneath? Well, has he???

Sometimes I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! (Clark Griswold, Jr. couldn't have said it better himself!)

Folks, we are going to Hell in a handbasket without Corvette owners...even if a new one costs over $100,000. In ten years after that, though, they're worth...$25,000. Now, that's a deal! Hell, the tail lights alone are worth $3.00!

Back to my point: We need more Corvette owners here...before they all die of old age! Most of our members are approaching 90-years-old. See, Demographics of the United States - Wikipedia. You need real teeth to drive a Vette! Or, I think you do....don't you???

Let's start killing...er, getting rid of...the old fogies without Vettes now! Ribbit!!!

Dammit Larry you said you were going to quit drinking this year Nice rant. You forgot Get off my lawn.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe

Sad Steve

* Sack

[mrvette]

My first vette was in '66, after kolledge and .mil was outta the way...a '60 paid a grand for it, 500 cash down, and 500 at the bank that Dad cosigned for me....

second vette was in '92 after the divorce and in middle of tons of changes it was an '87......

sold it in '95 and bought the '72 as an old show car, made a purrfect hotrod project for me.....

it's my last shoe.......

[BOTY]

Originally Posted by MadInNc

Be careful.... MURRAY has been known to drive the wheels of the car, literally.

[FLEXjs]

Currently own my 3rd Vette; a C7 Z06

Had a C4 and a C3 in the early 90's...

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by dwjz06

Dammit Larry you said you were going to quit drinking this year Nice rant. You forgot Get off my lawn.

I said that??? Dayum!