Blondes revisted...............

[Kerrmudgeon]

The new crop........


Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

[CBonsall]

[NavyC5]

[Bucwheat]

Good stuff Robbie!

[OldSarge]

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