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Old 11-05-2014, 1:21pm   #1
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is that a "selfie" ?
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I'd rather have help, if she's strong enough
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No thanks....that damn thing could squish the little fella....
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Old 11-05-2014, 4:31pm   #10
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sick. funny but still, sick
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Old 11-05-2014, 4:47pm   #11
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No thanks....that damn thing could squish the little fella....

I think they may be trying to create more customers for their prosthetic penises.
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Old 11-05-2014, 5:13pm   #12
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Don't be giving those wacky Japanese any more ideas.
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Old 11-05-2014, 6:05pm   #13
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Now, let me show you spank mode....
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Old 11-05-2014, 6:08pm   #14
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Old 11-05-2014, 6:53pm   #16
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"ripped my dick out by the root, then tossed it across the room" seems to be something that one would be saying shortly after attempting to use that arm...
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Old 11-05-2014, 7:09pm   #17
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Maybe he just wants to mash some potatoes........
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Old 11-06-2014, 2:07am   #18
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Old 11-06-2014, 5:55am   #19
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Looks like a scene from the Big Bang Theory.
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Old 11-06-2014, 7:05am   #20
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I hope the auto kill switch is fast for when he's finished...
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