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06-28-2022, 8:44am | #1 |
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The Dirty Joke Thread
Post'em up. the dirtier, the better. Don't hold back. Adog won't start, but i will...
Q: why is your penis like a Rubic's Cube? A: The longer you play with it, the harder it gets |
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ya want dirty? I'll give ya dirty!
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged And dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager. The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.” The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blonde, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!" |
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Blind guy going "down" on his wife.
He says, "you're awfully dry tonight honey!" She replies "you're licking the rug!" |
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Told by a girl on the morning radio show years back
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning? Why? Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich |
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A boy was eating out his grandmother and tasted horse cum. He thought to himself, "I wonder if that's how she died?"
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Post 6 USED TO BE the worst joke I knew...it has been replaced.
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What’s the definition of “a woman”?
A life-support system for a ****. |
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A wife walked in on her husband ****ing their daughter and she was angry and disgusted. He wasn't sure if it was because he had his dick in their daughter, or because the clinic let him have the fetus.
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A man and a small girl are walking in the woods and it's pitch black out. the little girl says, "Hey Mr. I'm scared." He said, "Why are you scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone." |
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Two Libs are walking in an alley when one of them picks up a used condom.
The other Lib says: "hey, save me a drag off of that!" |
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The other relies, "Well, gee, manly, ssssshhhhhouldn't you try petting him firrrsssst?" |
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This one parish had a very decent but not too wordley of a priest. If you gave him a sob story he would try to help you out by giving money. A man came in and said he needed a blow job bad but had no money. The priest not knowing what a blow job was gave him the $25 he said he needed.
It bothered the priest so he decided he would go see mother superior as she was very smart and quite wordely. He then asked her whats a blow job. She replied $25 and up! |
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Did you hear about the blind guy who walked past the fish market and said, “Good afternoon ladies!”
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Why is a hooker like butter?
They both spread for bread. |
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