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Old 05-16-2022, 6:54pm   #1
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Default Hey Thomas! New Gunt Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is Out!




Best thing about her......no penis!
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Old 05-16-2022, 6:57pm   #2
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Please tell me that's a parody cover.
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Yummy, no.
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[geodon] my size [/geodon]
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All I can say is why.
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Please tell me that's a parody cover.
Maybe make a list of ALL the lies you want me to tell you so I can cover them all in one post!
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Unfortunately it's 100% true... Maye Musk(74 years old) also on a cover.

New name for SI swimsuit editions... Boner killers
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What the hell is going on
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What the hell is going on
Too many twinkle toed cocksuckers providing media content these days I’m guessing.
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Beautiful. I love me a nice MOIST gunt to gnaw on - like jerky. Can you imagine the panty slaw shes packin’?

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No buffet for you!
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She's fat.
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Used to be bangin' a swimsuit model was a challenge for a completely different reason.
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Used to be bangin' a swimsuit model was a challenge for a completely different reason.
Now you have to throw down some flour and aim for the wet spot hoping it's not a sweaty fat roll.
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I'm looking forward to the day that no one wants to date a skinny woman anymore. Then I'm going to have my pick.
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I'm looking forward to the day that no one wants to date a skinny woman anymore. Then I'm going to have my pick.
UD said VJ was looking pretty fit. I don't think he'd be much competition for you.

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She's fat.
The biting, complex commentary we're accustomed to
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UD said VJ was looking pretty fit. I don't think he'd be much competition for you.

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The biting, complex commentary we're accustomed to
Figured I'd go for the "cliffs" right out of the gates.
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