<>THE CRAZY ANIMAL BARN BAR <>

[CertInsaneC5]

Originally Posted by Chuck A

They are in the fridge, around 12;30am they will be getting a beating

Don't bet on it.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Originally Posted by CertInsaneC5

Don't bet on it.

Well, look who dropped in to our humble little bar......we are honoured sir!

What's your beverage du jour...?

[99 pewtercoupe]

Hello again. I think this is the first time I have stopped into a bar thread two nights in a row. Where are you hiding the Dewars?

[Kerrmudgeon]

Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe

Hello again. I think this is the first time I have stopped into a bar thread two nights in a row. Where are you hiding the Dewars?

What's the problem.....you can't see the top shelf?

[Kerrmudgeon]

No Chuck, this one's MINE!

[Y2Kvert4me]

Who's ready for breakfast?

Imgur-gifv

[CertInsaneC5]

Originally Posted by Y2Kvert4me

Who's ready for breakfast?

https://i.imgur.com/IovOTlX.gifv

Why can't I see this? White square with a spinning thing in the upper right corner is all I see.

I have seen this a couple times around here lately.

Oh. Good morning everyone.

[Y2Kvert4me]

Originally Posted by CertInsaneC5

Why can't I see this?

Not sure....What device/browser?

It's a gifv file, which is just a gif image imgur converts to mp4 video format to shrink file size. It "should" play in anything that's html5-capable. Plays fine on my XP and Win7/ Firefox PCs, iOS/Safari, and on Android/Chrome.

[wwomanC6]

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon

A crazy morph for Wendy......

That's crazy awesome!

[wwomanC6]

Originally Posted by Y2Kvert4me

Who's ready for breakfast?

https://i.imgur.com/IovOTlX.gifv

Awwww

[CertInsaneC5]

Originally Posted by Y2Kvert4me

Not sure....What device/browser?

It's a gifv file, which is just a gif image imgur converts to mp4 video format to shrink file size. It "should" play in anything that's html5-capable. Plays fine on my XP and Win7/ Firefox PCs, iOS/Safari, and on Android/Chrome.

IE11 here.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Originally Posted by CertInsaneC5

IE11 here.

They all work for me as well. Operator error? wrong settings or something.

Good Morning everyone, hope y'all slept well. Great day out there today in the north country. It's a pool day at my freind's place, so catch ya later.

[Kerrmudgeon]

OK, today's joke isn't really a joke but it's entertaining reading.....did you know?



Things You Didn't Know You Didn't Know!

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".

During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
(That explains a few mysteries....)

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages it.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.

It is impossible to lick your elbow

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepte d practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

[wwomanC6]

I like the joke a day idea!

[Kerrmudgeon]

Originally Posted by wwomanC6

I like the joke a day idea!

Thanks goodlookin, .....I like the dog floating in the pool....too funny.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Got rid of an old lawn tractor. .....less stuff around the house before the winter comes.
Think I'll have a Patron Silver for a change. Live it up!

[99 pewtercoupe]

Set me up with a Dewar's neat. Make it a double since the fun starts again tomorrow. The emails are already starting to come in from our China office but I refuse to look at them until the
AM

[Kerrmudgeon]

Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe

Set me up with a Dewar's neat. Make it a double since the fun starts again tomorrow. The emails are already starting to come in from our China office but I refuse to look at them until the
AM

Here ya go Paul, take your pic....you know where the glasses are so help yourself


What's going on with China tomorrow?

[boracayjohnny]

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon

Here ya go Paul, take your pic....you know where the glasses are so help yourself


What's going on with China tomorrow?

[Kerrmudgeon]

Originally Posted by boracayjohnny

Like my new bartender Johnny?


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