My daughter's boyfriend.....funny.....

[mrvette]

You might be too far right if.

-You actually think that Fox News does not "spin."

Hell of a lot more honest than most any of the MSM..and especially NPR, let
alone C bs, ABC, and Nat Biscuit Company..

-You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

I support the death penalty, and feel a 95% correct conviction rate is doing
pretty good, no such thing as perfection, and so trials should be conducted
in at MOST 2 months time, appeals take a month, after that, maybe 2weeks to
'off with their heads'...and yes I mean it..tired of this bullshit paying
for some criminal to spend 20 years in jail while the lawyer enrichment
services pay on both sided for the bastard's ...



-You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority
here) friend"

No not really...



-You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

Only the total lack of any fiber in the legal profession..sorry man, that
not a shot at YOU directly, but a shotgun blast to take out the entire legal
system, starting at the top..Lawyers should not be allowed to hold public
office of ANY KIND, not even judges, they CAN be unpaid volunteers to
assist in the drafting of legislation, but a lawyer is consider an occifer
of the courts, and as such holding ANY OTHER public office is a conflict of
interest...

Tough love.eh???



-You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of
bitches."

Well, our .mil presence overseas in places like Korea and Germany, being the
prime easy examples, just puts our money to supporting their economies, and
does us NO good, I in favor of pulling out ALL our land troops and
airbases...anything we have to say to fools like NK or iran is to send in a
couple subs, ~20 missiles each one having ~6 MIRV's on them...for a
country like iran or NK for that matter, ONE of our subs eliminates
them..and we don't even need a nuclear tipped weapon..except MAYBE for a
super hardened site...we nees lay back and plan, the take them out in about
20 minits time..

-Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

Uncle Barry Goldwater, '64...said 'we can not win a land war in Asia'..all
the liberal/commie weenies cried that meant he was in favor of nuclear
bombs...not necessarily..but gotta keep it on the table to enforce sober
thoughts on China, etc...poly ticks and effective WAR CONDUCT man, not that
stupid Kennedy/Johnson/McNamara crap..which is the same thought pattern
still infecting the thinking in DC today..i'ts NOT from the Pentagon but the
Poly Tick types.LAWYERS to a man, almost..but I digress..



-You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in
America.

NO clue as to who is what above..I don't follow music anymore..

-You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

Civil Liberties means LESS .GOV management and intrusion into peoples'
personal lives...SMALL .gov

-You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

I have hated the EPA and anyhting to do with that cult since maybe '65 when
Nader went after the Corvair, and totally ignored a VW minivan so loved by
the hippy dippy types...EPA need shut down, functions defunded, and
eliminated...tell the useless weenies to go find a REAL job..

They love nature so much, go plow the fields behind a mule and smell the
farts...such a idyllic life..



-You've ever called education a luxury.

Education needs be public funded but limited to..ONLY HARD SCIENCE AND
ENGINEERING, ECON, Finance, hard business, marketing..no more 'englush, full
O soapy, and other woosie 'science' majors...

-You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

I scared of dizzy heights...leave that to window washers..

-You're afraid of the liberal media and what they're doing to society.

Not afraid, just don't listen in anymore..all they do is piss me off...NPR
is the worst of the bunch, hope they loose ALL their .gov funding, let the
'students' run their own propaganda machine...

-You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."

NO...

-You confuse Lenin with Lennon.

They made their own beds out of Linen while the rest of the world followed
the smoke and mirrors they generated..



-You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

?? never occurred to me...



-You think trickle down economics actually trickles down.

Reality check, it DOES, ever get a job from a ditch digger or bum?? They
pay good wages.?? Thought not..



-You don't realize that if not for the French, we'd have lost the American
Revolution.

Hard to say, probably right, but since that's the way it did
happen...second guess are silly and moot...

-You think that a president lying about getting a blowjob is far more
serious than a president lying about the reasons for starting a war.

He lied in some formal proceeding or other..sorry, but that WAS grounds for
trial and conviction..not that the topic is worth a damn,, rather lo on the
list of who gives a shit...Bush one and Two got mislead like the rest of the
world, by Sadass..problem WAS, he was running a PR campaign, it was TOO
effective, and so just like this WIKI thing he knew he could NEVER TRUST the
US State Dept. with the truth...he was caught in a trap of his own
making...course the WIKI thing now reveals how stupid our .gov IS..because
so it seems most our M/E 'allies' want us to clean up in iran..I figger two
subs, as above..most of the Iranians are in fact on our side..so we need be
careful who/what..satellites and tech can help a LOT there...





-You think it is treasonous for a newspaper to report that the government is
lying, using torture, invading someone's privacy or breaking the law but
think it's okay for them to expose the identity of a covert CIA agent for
partisan purposes.

Depends on who's definitions of what above..yet another separate email...

-Abortion is murder, but killing the children in Iraq is just fine.

Casualties of WAR man..grow up, life sux some daze..

-You think NPR should be shut down.

JUST loose all their public funding down to the last dime...if they keep it
going, fine, if not..tough shit...



-You actually believe the election results in 2000 and 2004 were correct.

I didn't count the votes..think I trust the vote count in Chicago.??
Daley's empire?? Or with ACORN ??







-You think the USA is the only 'free' country in the world.

Kinda getting expensive if you ask ME, tired of supporting all the worlds'
crybabies..tell them to build their own sections of the joint, they can't ,
tough shit...

-n*****" is a staple of your vocabulary.

When a black acts that ghetto way, yes, but they not any friends of mine,
and I have a few black friends...

-You believe it was Clinton's fault for leaving too much money to play with.

Monopoly money??



-You're pro-life, pro-death penalty, and pro-war, as long as it doesn't
effect you personally.



Depends on the shituation...

-You think that reading and investing in knowledge, as well as working on
your spelling skills, smacks of northern liberal snobbery which has no place
in the US, except perhaps in Massachusetts and in Volvo-driving and
New-York-Times-reading Vermont.

Hey, U 2 kan maybe lern to spell fyne tipe englush like me, if you stoody
hard..



-You believe that the spread of AIDS can be stopped by pulling funding for
sex education and needle exchanges.

Let the drug addicts kill them selves, I could care less..one less public
support check...sex ed is fine.no issue..should be part of Home Economics in
grade schools, which should be taught to both guys and gals..



-You point to Sean Hannity and say, "See, Jesus can cure homosexuals!"



???

-If you think African-Americans should stop whining because forty years of
affirmative action has magically erased the debilitating effects of 246
years of slavery and 100 years of violent Jim Crow racism.

African Americans have been manipulated by the Do Mo Crap party into the
same plantation slaves they were 100 years ago, they take the welfare and
housing in the inner cities and are indeed encouraged to do drugs and
indolent life style..why?? How?? Simple...3 hots and a cot.+ electric...so
why work?? What else they got to do??more than a few seen that trap and say
the same thing..

-You've never read the constitution, but feel you know exactly what it says

Read it many times, which is why my opinion of the legal profession is so
LO...


Can ANYONE point to any 'shovel ready' projects worth a flip?? Didn't
think so.where did the money GO???[/COLOR]



GENE

[mrvette]

My replies are in red, kicked his ass pretty good there, had to redact a LOT because of post size restriction....oh well....

the kid got kicked SO hard he was embarrassed to the point of asking me to remove him from my email list.....

I finally figgered out how to do that, and did....eff 'em....

[ChasC5]

95% is good, unless you are one of the 5%, then you filibuster.

[Z06PDQ]

wonder what he'll give you for Christmas next year?

[ChasC5]

Originally Posted by mrvette

My replies are in red, kicked his ass pretty good there, had to redact a LOT because of post size restriction....oh well....

the kid got kicked SO hard he was embarrassed to the point of asking me to remove him from my email list.....

I finally figgered out how to do that, and did....eff 'em....

I bet you are really fun with the kids, but what about the Men?

[Exotix]

... You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

... Only the total lack of any fiber ...

YouTube - Fiber One Crush Commercial - You Care About My Fiber?

[mrvette]

Originally Posted by ChasC5

I bet you are really fun with the kids, but what about the Men?

The guy is ~30 y/o and still in law skool.....my suspect is that he is just using my daughter for 3 hots/cot until he grads....then dump and run.....

but that's her problem.....

[ChasC5]

Originally Posted by mrvette

The guy is ~30 y/o and still in law skool.....my suspect is that he is just using my daughter for 3 hots/cot until he grads....then dump and run.....

but that's her problem.....

Take him out for drink and a Man to Man talk; if you know what I mean.

[mrvette]

Originally Posted by ChasC5

Take him out for drink and a Man to Man talk; if you know what I mean.

They are in Balto, I"m in Florida.....CASE CLOSED.....

her problem anyway......

[ChasC5]

Originally Posted by mrvette

They are in Balto, I"m in Florida.....CASE CLOSED.....

her problem anyway......

Daddy's little girl is never too far, for Daddy's reach. I'd let him know that in just those words.

Good Luck

[mrvette]

Originally Posted by ChasC5

Daddy's little girl is never too far, for Daddy's reach. I'd let him know that in just those words.

Good Luck

Thanks, she will need it.....

a LOT of it....