Unsolvable mysteries of the universe.

[Scissors]

List them.

1. Why black women's necks are so wobbly.

[Montehall]

2. Why do women _________?

[Mirroredshades]

Why is it that the price of a barrel of oil drops $10 but a gallon of gas doesn't drop at all ?

[Mirroredshades]

Originally Posted by TxAg

The correlation between the two prices is quite viscous. Since it doesn't flow so quickly there is a lag. There's also other factors which affect the pipeline between them.

So then why is it that if a barrel of oil goes up a nickel, a gallon of gas instantly goes up 50 cents ?

[Sneaks]

Why do people look right at you and ask "What are you doing?" when they clearly see what it is you ARE doing?

[Fastguy]

Why do people ask, "Can I ask you a question?" when they just did, without permission.

[simpleman68]

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
Scott

[Mike Mercury]

Originally Posted by TxAg

The correlation between the two prices is quite viscous. Since it doesn't flow so quickly there is a lag. There's also other factors which affect the pipeline between them.

"well; thank you... Mr. Helper"

[Scissors]

Originally Posted by Mirroredshades

Why is it that the price of a barrel of oil drops $10 but a gallon of gas doesn't drop at all ?

Originally Posted by Mirroredshades

So then why is it that if a barrel of oil goes up a nickel, a gallon of gas instantly goes up 50 cents ?

These questions have answers and therefore are not "unsolvable mysteries of the universe."

[C5SilverBullet]

Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

[FasterTraffic]

Why are Legos invisible to the naked eye until you step on them with bare feet?

How does wooden or metal furniture grow when the lights are out so you smash your knee walking by?

[vtelvr]

Why do old people trust farts?

Why do people procrastinate, versus just doing the task at hand?

Why do dealerships seem to fk up more shit when you take a vehicle to them for service?



That is all I can think about for now. Go.

[RonC5]

Shouldn't deaf people wear ear muffs since blind people wear sunglasses?

[simpleman68]

Why do drive up ATMs have braille inscription?
Scott

[Cybercowboy]

How can you get a 10 on the first hole, a par 5, and two holes later eagle another par 5?

Oh wait, I know the answer to that one. Did it yesterday.

First hole: Hit a good drive into the fairway, then hit second shot OB somehow. Now hitting forth shot wide right and behind a tree. Sixth shot short of green. Seventh shot on green, three putt for a 10.

Bogey next hole, hardest hole on the course.

Third hole, hit drive in other fairway (I do this on purpose, keeps OB right out of play.) Second shot, hit a 5-wood sorta towards the green. Third shot, hit 50 yard pitch on the green and it rolls into the hole.

Another mystery of the universe, solved.

Here's the score card to prove it.

[Craig]

Originally Posted by TxAg

The correlation between the two prices is quite viscous. Since it doesn't flow so quickly there is a lag. There's also other factors which affect the pipeline between them.

I thought this thread was about asking questions, not answering them.

[Craig]

Why is it now, when people make a statement, the cadence of their sentence makes it sound like they're asking a question?

[Madmikeee]

ultimate universal mystery?


Why the hell ANYONE would vote for Obama the first time much less TWO TIMES!.

[Aerovette]

How much of a loser was I during my bachelorhood that I could see videos of girls and cups, a donkey show, Fear factor chicks drinking horse semen, and any manner of crazy shnit, but couldn't get a girl to dance with me in a bar ?



(Not really, I did ok for myself, but it makes a good question on behalf of all the guys living in their mom's basements everywhere.)

[RED-85-Z51]

If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess exactly what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father correctly guesses that the child will not be returned?