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06-10-2022, 10:13am
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Latin American Goat Roper
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WHY Mary???
Why Marry?
> The new American way of life... >> >> For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow these proven steps: >> >> 1. Don't marry her! >> >> 2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail. >> >> 3. The guy buys a house. >> >> 4. The guy rents out the house to his girlfriend with his two kids. >> >> 5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home. >> >> 6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so the guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance. >> >> 7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free for being a single mother. >> >> 8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps. >> >> 9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone. >> >> 10. Girlfriend gets free utilities. >> >> 11. The guy moves into the home but continues to use mom's address for his mail. >> >> 12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit. >> >> 13. Girlfriend gets $1800 a month disability for having a "bad back" and never has to work again. >> >> This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people! >> >> A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0 dollars. >> >> An unmarried couple with a stay-at-home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food+ $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits! >> >> Any idea why our country is over $20 trillion in debt and half the population is sitting around letting the other half pay their way? >> >> >> > |
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06-10-2022, 10:15am
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Goldilocks
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That’s kinda L O N G don’t you think.
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06-10-2022, 10:15am
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Cliffs?
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06-10-2022, 10:16am
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Goldilocks
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06-10-2022, 10:16am
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A Real Barner
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06-10-2022, 10:54am
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Thank you for the ideas oh wait I'm retired..too late..lol
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06-10-2022, 11:36am
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Due to inflation they are no longer free
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I got as far as "2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail." More pictures next time.
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06-10-2022, 11:47am
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A Real Barner
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Gotta know how to work the system.
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06-10-2022, 11:52am
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A Real Barner
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I know someone who is doing this
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06-10-2022, 12:21pm
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06-10-2022, 12:46pm
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Next Memorial Day, instead of celebrating that freedom nonsense, we should celebrate the men and women who gave their lives for our Welfare State.
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Sparkles Flambeaux
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my favorite part:
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06-10-2022, 6:52pm
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06-10-2022, 8:06pm
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Why marry Mary?
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