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Old 12-08-2022, 2:39pm   #1
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I've been pretty drunk before, but never that drunk.
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Some like 'em big. Bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
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A coworker just told me about two of her guy friends that had a "****-ton" competition. The first one to sleep with a total weight of 1 ton, wins. They were finding the biggest fatties to get ahead in the contest.
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A coworker just told me about two of her guy friends that had a "****-ton" competition. The first one to sleep with a total weight of 1 ton, wins. They were finding the biggest fatties to get ahead in the contest.
I'd rather 16 tens than three ones, but that's just me.
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Is it just me or is everyone with a guitar playing a bass guitar in that video?
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Old 12-09-2022, 10:58am   #10
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Love the new avatar, STS. It's edgy and provocative.
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Old 12-09-2022, 11:33am   #11
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That bench IS NOT going to see another day,,,
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I hear ya. I would have lost the competition, but had way better memories.
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Old 12-09-2022, 12:28pm   #14
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Just like real life, the troll has no junk.
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A coworker just told me about two of her guy friends that had a "****-ton" competition. The first one to sleep with a total weight of 1 ton, wins. They were finding the biggest fatties to get ahead in the contest.
I knew a dood, worked for me, parents owned a single-wide in the Keys he would use on some weekends.
One weekend, dood claim he a few buddies had a Hocker Contest, which was all his doods with him would put $100 in the ante, the one who bought back the largest women to the trailer gets the pot.
He was the last one to bring his lady back, she could not fit throught the door of the trailer, no weigh-in required, he took the prize.
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I knew a dood, worked for me, parents owned a single-wide in the Keys he would use on some weekends.
One weekend, dood claim he a few buddies had a Hocker Contest, which was all his doods with him would put $100 in the ante, the one who bought back the largest women to the trailer gets the pot.
He was the last one to bring his lady back, she could not fit throught the door of the trailer, no weigh-in required, he took the prize.
Where I come from, you hock a loogie. (spit). Is a Hocker someone who does this professionally??
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