Snowmen are trouble......

[mrvette]

Default I built a Snowman and got in BIG trouble...


8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The transgender man.. woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.

8:37 - Then they accused me of using a blackface on the snow person.

8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow women. I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far-left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...


Moral: There is no moral to this story. It‘s what this world has become ….. because of a bunch of snowflakes.

Sad, but true!

[RMVette]

That was a busy 2 hours for you....

[Onebadcad]

Nothing is worse than a snowman on a golf scorecard,,,

[DJ_Critterus]

Funny Xmas Song - Who Put The Dick On The Snowman.wmv - YouTube

[Torqaholic]

Build it over top of a tree stump and let karma sort them out

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by mrvette

Default I built a Snowman and got in BIG trouble...


>>>>8:00 am: I made a snowman.

>>>>8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman.

>>>>8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

>>>>8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

>>>>8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

>>>>8:22 - The transgender man.. woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

>>>>8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.

>>>>8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

>>>>8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.

>>>>8:37 - Then they accused me of using a blackface on the snow person.

>>>>8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

>>>>8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

>>>>8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

>>>>8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

>>>>8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow women. I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.

>>>>9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

>>>>9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

>>>>9:29 - Far-left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

>>>>9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

>>>>10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...


>>>>Moral: There is no moral to this story. It‘s what this world has become ….. >>>>because of a bunch of snowflakes.

>>>>Sad, but true!

Fixt it for you

[theandies]

Build one at the height of the "pandemic" and my neighbors complained he wasn't wearing a mask: