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Old 10-30-2022, 8:31am   #1
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Hmmm....Ever see a Jewish wife, that you didn't take out to dinner on a Saturday night?
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Old 10-30-2022, 8:36am   #2
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I'm thinking Karen Hill from Goodfellas right now.

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Hmmm....Ever see a Jewish wife, that you didn't take out to dinner on a Saturday night?
Yes,that's why #2 is a goy. Amongst other tidbits.
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Old 10-30-2022, 11:06am   #5
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Why do jewish wives have crows feet around their eyes ?






from saying..."you want me to suck what !?"
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Old 10-30-2022, 11:32am   #6
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Stabbed in chest by EX wife #2
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Not a wife, but an SO many many years ago I suspected broke my dik. A loud snap and a fair amount of pain. No long term affects, but we took some time off so I could heal. She was a wild one for sure.

Another smacked the shit out of my face and keyed my car.

Good times. The hotter the crazier.
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Wild is good
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I mean, I bet Paul is a little scared of Nancy right now, so there's that. Nancy probably has access to the same folks Hillary knows.

Who was Seth Rich?
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John Wayne Bobbit may chime in....
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The day I kicked her out of the house was potentially fatal (for her).
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My "darling ex" was Italian.
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Why do jewish wives have crows feet around their eyes ?

from saying..."you want me to suck what !?"

I'm in tears. Damn, that's funny. If I told that to my wife, she'd slap my gentile face right off!
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Stabbed in chest by EX wife #2
You win.
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