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11-23-2022, 8:46am | #1 | ||||||
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Snowmen are trouble......
Default I built a Snowman and got in BIG trouble...
8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:22 - The transgender man.. woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive. 8:37 - Then they accused me of using a blackface on the snow person. 8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered. 8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow women. I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far-left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested. 9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media. 10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman... Moral: There is no moral to this story. It‘s what this world has become ….. because of a bunch of snowflakes. Sad, but true! |
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11-23-2022, 8:53am | #2 | ||||||
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That was a busy 2 hours for you....
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Nothing is worse than a snowman on a golf scorecard,,,
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Build it over top of a tree stump and let karma sort them out
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Build one at the height of the "pandemic" and my neighbors complained he wasn't wearing a mask:
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