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Old 10-19-2022, 2:09pm   #21
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At the moment the trains crossed, did you simultaneously cough, burp, fart and sneeze?

Now THAT would be a miracle.
At my age, that would be new underwear and a detail job on the interior.
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It didn't happen at the time of a train crossing, but I once coughed, burped farted, sneezed and pissed myself all at the same time. Does that count?



Only if you shit yourself also
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Yeah, easily impressed

Here's my idea of once in a lifetime -



Holy crap. Guy waits until it charges then fires a warning shot? That's nutso, thing would be in kitty heaven if that was me.
I think he was just a crappy shot....
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If you would have parked on the tracks, you would have immortalized those moments on the six o'clock news!
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Wow, you lead a fascinating life with once in lifetime train events happening right in front of you.
@DJ_Critterus I take back my suggestion. It seems this guy has a hankering for the family sized BODs in cream sauce.
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Wow, you lead a fascinating life with once in lifetime train events happening right in front of you.
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If you would have parked on the tracks, you would have immortalized those moments on the six o'clock news!
I think the rule is, you don't get to park on the tracks unless you have a female captive in the back seat.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/26/video-...uspect-inside/

So it's just lucky this didn't happen last Thursday.
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or simply "easily awed"?

I was leaving work last week and I approached a railroad crossing. I was the fist car as the cross arms came down. I looked to the left and saw a train approaching. I looked right and saw another train approaching on the second set of tracks. The two engines meet and passed each other EXACTLY at the crossing where I was sitting. I realized that no one will ever see that happen for the remainder of those two train's travel. THEN, it got exponentially more incredible as the train's last cars separated exactly at the crossing where I was sitting.

That is lottery ticket odds of that happening.
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At my age, that would be new underwear and a detail job on the interior.
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OP has probably been at the front end of the train a few times
Better there than the rear.
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I think the rule is, you don't get to park on the tracks unless you have a female captive in the back seat.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/26/video-...uspect-inside/

So it's just lucky this didn't happen last Thursday.
WOW! I think that female suspect in the cop car, after she heals, will
be swimming in dollars after the lawsuit!!!
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@DJ_Critterus I take back my suggestion. It seems this guy has a hankering for the family sized BODs in cream sauce.
merge this post with the mayo thread then press the send button
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