He took the job

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

This is the coolest story in the history of cool AND stories.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Touringmike

Airstream !

D'OH! My mistake. Still, the guy's a moron for working at this point in his life. When his mom is long gone he may have regerts.

But whatever. Some people think more money that they don't need is the cure-all for emptiness.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

This is the coolest story in the history of cool AND stories.

That's what I've been screaming about for the past two years!! FINALLY someone else besides just me agrees that Yadkin and his stories are the best on the planet. There's a 'turd-in-the-punchbowl' succinctness to their tone.

[ptindall]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Source of confusion:

Friend
Single mom
Good looking in 80s
5 year gig
multi seven figures
They
His

Fix all that and it should be good to go

Except for why anyone would care.

[MikeB]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

D'OH! My mistake. Still, the guy's a moron for working at this point in his life. When his mom is long gone he may have regerts.

But whatever. Some people think more money that they don't need is the cure-all for emptiness.

Ya no, I believe, after 2 clarification replies, Yadkorn cleared it up somewhat.
The guy's mom is in her 80s, the guy maybe 60s (my guess).
So taking a job not too unrealistic.

Multi 7 figure salary though, what's that?
Dinars?
Rubles?
Pesos?

[TheRealBadger]

Originally Posted by Touringmike

Ya no, I believe, after 2 clarification replies, Yadkorn cleared it up somewhat.
The guy's mom is in her 80s, the guy maybe 60s (my guess).
So taking a job not too unrealistic.

Multi 7 figure salary though, what's that?
Dinars?
Rubles?
Pesos?

Apparently “multi seven figure” is easier for his fat fingers to type than “M”

[Vandelay Industries]

Here's that number again...

Multi (2x) seven figure must be 14 (thousand!)

#YadKareNNNumerology

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by ptindall

Except for why anyone would care.

Can't really apply that filter since UD posting his OCD sticker price comparisons on his used truck and "dear diary" explanation of what he does for a "living" as part of a "for sale" ad, seems to be a hot topic.

[PLRX]

New York taxes
New York assholes
New York high prices

=broke

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by jw38

Thread makes no sense.

1. Sorry...no woman in her early 80s looks "good". Perhaps good for an early 80s woman (i.e. Raquel Welch), but not "good" in the true meaning of the word.
2. WTF bank hires an early 80s (insert gender) for a 5-year gig to change the direction of the bank? It's not a bank I want to be doing business with. There are thousands of extremely talented, much younger (insert gender) who could do a MUCH better job than an 80+ year old.
3. Is your friend gender fluid? She, he, or not certain?
4. Thread sucks ass!

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Bruze

LOL....that pic of Yaddie looks like a pic you see in the old Popular Science magazines advertising radio repair or raise your own minks for fun and profit. They always show a guy's face and a paragraph of how he took the correspondence course or ordered up a breeding pair of minks and went on to great fortunes. "Be your own boss! Run your own business! Join the lucrative world of mink breeders and radio repairmen!" LOL....

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

LOL....that pic of Yaddie looks like a pic you see in the old Popular Science magazines advertising radio repair or raise your own minks for fun and profit. They always show a guy's face and a paragraph of how he took the correspondence course or ordered up a breeding pair of minks and went on to great fortunes. "Be your own boss! Run your own business! Join the lucrative world of mink breeders and radio repairmen!" LOL....

A proud graduate of the Boise Correspondence School of Engineering.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Guy is a total loser compared to StorytellerStealth. No freedom, no van, no super-model wife waiting for him at home. Not even any raccoons.

He married Baby Doll's college roomate. We called her The Goddess.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by PLRX

New York taxes
New York assholes
New York high prices

=broke

They've already lived in:
Tokyo
Shanghai
Seattle

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

They've already lived in:
Tokyo
Shanghai
Seattle

And?

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

They've already lived in:
Tokyo
Shanghai
Seattle

- Great place to visit.
- Shit hole.
- Liberal Shit hole.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Friend of mine, grew up in rural Oregon, single mom (still crazy and good looking at early 80s)

Good on him. Living the high life.

Your friend is an 80-year-old good-looking single mom who identifies as a man?

[higgyburners]

this thread stinks of something..

[Yadkin]

Aphesis.

[TheHammer]

Originally Posted by Bruze