Pet pees at work

[Egnalf]

I'll start:

People that put their whole ****ing pet and toys in the lobby and take up all the space. Just put the pet on a leash Karen, you selfish bitch.

People that won't do the slightest little thing like walk their dog, that they think "isn't their job". By the time you complain about it and try to get someone else to do it, you could have been done already. STFU & GTFO.

People that only use only leftover human food, which stinks. They leave the bowl right there, out in the open. Every time I walk by it stinks. just give them regular pet food, idiot.


Go....

[mrvette]

Buy your own house, that way you have your own garage, and place to work on the CARS......

and a yard for the annimules to roam.....and shit.....

[MadInNc]

Originally Posted by Egnalf

I'll start:

People that put their whole ****ing pet and toys in the lobby and take up all the space. Just put the pet on a leash Karen, you selfish bitch.

People that won't do the slightest little thing like walk their dog, that they think "isn't their job". By the time you complain about it and try to get someone else to do it, you could have been done already. STFU & GTFO.

People that only use only leftover human food, which stinks. They leave the bowl right there, out in the open. Every time I walk by it stinks. just give them regular pet food, idiot.


Go....

Where the F do you work at? Petsmart?

Ive been out for 5+ yrs but still dabble where I get to big business and don’t recall seeing “Pet’s” at work.

If I did get a service animal, it would be a parrot

[dvarapala]

At my first job in California (Interplay Productions, if anybody remembers them) one of the upper managers brought his dog in to work one day. It shit on the carpet and he just left it there for someone else to clean up.

Not to be outdone, I brought my dog in to work on a different day. Everything was fine until our CFO came by. Our CFO was a big burly weightlifter dude (go figure); the moment she saw him, my dog submissively peed on the carpet.

After that people stopped bringing their dogs to work.

[FLEXjs]

[z06psi]

Originally Posted by Egnalf

I'll start:

People that put their whole ****ing pet and toys in the lobby and take up all the space. Just put the pet on a leash Karen, you selfish bitch.

People that won't do the slightest little thing like walk their dog, that they think "isn't their job". By the time you complain about it and try to get someone else to do it, you could have been done already. STFU & GTFO.

People that only use only leftover human food, which stinks. They leave the bowl right there, out in the open. Every time I walk by it stinks. just give them regular pet food, idiot.


Go....

Yeah!!!! **** you Karen you bitch.

[Mick]

Pictures of Karen? Can we put a leash on her?

[BOTY]

Originally Posted by Mick

Pictures of Karen? Can we put a leash on her?

Kinky.

[Mick]

Originally Posted by BOTY

Kinky.

I'm a wild man.

[BOTY]

Originally Posted by Mick

I'm a wild man.

[Egnalf]

Originally Posted by Mick

Pictures of Karen? Can we put a leash on her?

I dunno, but heard she squats 425 for two reps.

[Mick]

Originally Posted by Egnalf

I dunno, but heard she squats 425 for two reps.

Well, then she's probably tougher than me. So I guess I couldn't put the dog collar and leash on her, unless of course, she is into "doggie games". How wild is this chick?

[LisaJohn]

Fletch peed at the vets office yesterday.

[JRD77VET]

Originally Posted by LisaJohn

Fletch peed at the vets office yesterday.

In or at ?


Morgan's first vet visit he took a crap on the floor

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When I worked at my previous employer, the boss's son was the front desk "secretary" ( <------ )

He always brought in his Jack Russel terrier and the dog was the most irritable worthless critter on the face of the earth ( and I like dogs )

The one day, this worthless critter took a dump right under the VP's desk.

That was the one and only day I liked the dog

[LisaJohn]

In the exam room. Hiked on the baseboard.

[The_Dude]