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Old 10-05-2019, 11:58am   #1
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Default Exactly how much is a sh*t-ton?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...?term=Shit-ton

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Looks like it is this much.

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Old 10-05-2019, 01:23pm   #3
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OK, but how much is in a **** ton?
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Old 10-05-2019, 02:52pm   #4
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OK, but how much is in a **** ton?
Roughly about 1.28 **** tonnes.





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Exactly how much is a sh*t-ton?

The weight of all the members of congress!
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sorry, i deal in Courics, please convert.
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sorry, i deal in Courics, please convert.
1 couric = 2.5 shit lbs.

In the US (short ton measure), a shit ton would be 800 courics, or 10 bono.

If you're one of them long ton weirdos, then we're looking at 896 courics (11.2 bono).




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OK, but how much is in a **** ton?
Roughly about 1.28 **** tonnes.

A (metric) tonne is larger than a US ton.

1 US **** ton would actually be 0.907185 **** tonnes.


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If you ever saw one you would know, its a ton of chit!
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1 couric = 2.5 shit lbs.


Math seems to check out.

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Old 10-06-2019, 06:07pm   #11
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Are you sh*t-ton me?
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Old 10-06-2019, 07:04pm   #12
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Are you sh*t-ton me?
Perhaps the correct verbage would be that we are Adam Bull Schiffing you
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Old 10-07-2019, 08:19pm   #13
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I assume it's more than an ass load.
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