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12-19-2016, 10:30pm
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Dorkapottamus
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Barbie meets Elf...
This is Elf:
 Barbie brought him home. Cute enough...likable enough. Until I found him like this one night:  And doing this:  And doing this to my toothbrush:   I decided I needed to keep an eye on this little creep, so I set up a hidden camera. I recorded this:  That was my Gin and Tonic! My impression of him began to look like this:  My camera also caught him with Barbie:  Hey...I prepare food up there! And this one made my sick:  This was getting too weird:  I threw him out of the house, and he became a homeless old drunk living on the street:  Several weeks later he returned. Turns out he was more than a prankster with a drinking problem and a big libido. My cameras caught him in the kitchen, armed and dangerous:  Before I could find him, he had done his evil deed to Barbie and was burying her:  I caught the little shit. I'll spare you the details, but his death was not painless. I did, however, give him a decent funeral:  Anyway, from my house to yours, I wish you a very Merry Christmas! |
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12-19-2016, 10:32pm
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Merry Christmas Spence!
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12-19-2016, 10:46pm
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12-20-2016, 12:11am
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you need some serious help
very funny, indeed |
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Nicely done, Spence! Merry Christmas to you too!
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12-20-2016, 2:57am
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Merry Christmas to you, you sick, sick puppy!
Just kidding, have a great Christmas holiday. |
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I love it.
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Merry Christmas
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12-20-2016, 5:00pm
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Awesome tale and all the best.
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12-20-2016, 5:02pm
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Merry Christmas!! |
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