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Old 04-20-2024, 9:32am   #121
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A man looks over at the guy net to him peeing and sees a tattoo on his cock that says
"Shortie"...he laughs and asks why he would bring more attention to his small member.

The guy looks at him and has a bigger laugh and tells him ...when it gets hard it says..
"Shorties Bar and Grill,Hollywood, California."
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Ia”m, thinking about it two. Daughter has been bugging me. I used to read her frog and toad. Cant decide who should be which.
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Kathy has one tattoo. I’ve never had any desire to get one.
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Old 04-20-2024, 6:53pm   #127
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I backed out they told me it would hurt.
It's a good hurt though...*****.....
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A man looks over at the guy net to him peeing and sees a tattoo on his cock that says
"Shortie"...he laughs and asks why he would bring more attention to his small member.

The guy looks at him and has a bigger laugh and tells him ...when it gets hard it says..
"Shorties Bar and Grill,Hollywood, California."
There seems to be an inordinate amount of 'men looking over' urinal stalls in this thread. Last time a man 'looked over' at me was in 1985 when we all went out to Hamburger Mary's in Honolulu and didn't realize it was a gay hangout. I told the guy off. My brother, who was on the other side of the guy, said in his best lisp: Oh! I can't take you anywhere!" What a maroon.
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A man looks over at the guy net to him peeing and sees a tattoo on his cock that says
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The guy looks at him and has a bigger laugh and tells him ...when it gets hard it says..
"Shorties Bar and Grill,Hollywood, California."
The Canadian version of that joke has:

"Why do you have the word 'Swan' tattooed on your cock?"
"When it gets hard it says 'Saskatchewan'."
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New Guy........Congrats on not being an Idiot.
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There seems to be an inordinate amount of 'men looking over' urinal stalls in this thread. Last time a man 'looked over' at me was in 1985 when we all went out to Hamburger Mary's in Honolulu and didn't realize it was a gay hangout. I told the guy off. My brother, who was on the other side of the guy, said in his best lisp: Oh! I can't take you anywhere!" What a maroon.
I actually heard a better version of this joke with nurses....

A man is brought into the ER unconscious and the nurses are working on him and they see he has a very small penis with at tattoo that says
"Shortie"...they agree to tell this one nurse that loves patients with big cocks !

The patient is now admitted into a room and they tell her to go in and look at the guys member....she is in there for a long time and when she comes out they are laughing and she asks them why... they tell her they know his cock is so small and has a tattoo that says "Shortie" she laughs even harder and tells them "yeah it does but...when it gets hard it says
"Shorties Bar and Grill,Hollywood, California."
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