Fellow retirees, when did you start noticing your age catching up with you?

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by sublime1996525

**** Ramadi! Hoping my body holds together. I’m 40 and my girlfriend is 30. Gotta stay able to keep up with her.

You're a baby still. I was at my peak at about age 45. A man's best years are age 30-50. Enjoy the next 10-15. Then get ready.

[Don Rickles]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

You could stand on the tallest ladder and NEVER, EVER even come close to looking Zeek in the eye. The man is taller than you will ever be.

You suck a lotta!

Do you really even know me?

So

[Don Rickles]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

You could stand on the tallest ladder and NEVER, EVER even come close to looking Zeek in the eye. The man is taller than you will ever be.

Get up, off your knees…

I’ve asked before, who’s next in line?

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

You suck a lotta!

Do you really even know me?

So

Try this one:

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by Bruze

Try this one:

[Don Rickles]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

I ride along the board walk along the beach and look at the thinly clad girls, you ride to stay in shape.

[GTO]But, can you still get it up?[GTO]

[GTOguy]

Zeek for the win. Again.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Zeek for the win. Again.

I thought Yaddy always won?

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

Oh, I forgot to mention.......FYI,

"Barbells enable you to progressively overload more effectively and are typically better for your heavy lifts - so for sets of 1-6 reps. Dumbbells are better for accessory lifts, endurance style training and muscle building. So, use them for sets of 8-12 reps or more."

@Flex, right dummy?

Yea I really don’t know anything about the lifting heavy stuff thing, I just said that because Bugs Bunny said that and I thought it sounded cool.

[zeek]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

Trust me, you're useless...they gave you a pretend job....Gov. funded "Keep the seniors working" Program.

Trouble is, down at the station, they're all asking themselves, "how long do have to put up with shorty?.....

I will put it in a different perspective....I was about to quit (retire) from my last job when they made it mandatory that I work the full 20 hrs a week. Previously I set my own schedule and worked what ever hours I wanted to as long as I didnt go over 20 which worked great for my fishing and car building fun. When this other dept heard I was going to quit because of the hours, they started courting me saying I could set my own schedule plus double my hourly pay and a take home vehicle. It was a no brainer. The younger guys love me, because being the warrants officer is one of the most hazardous jobs on the dept. and they would rather be patrolling instead of knocking on criminals doors hoping not to get shot in the process.... So...If you still think my job just a hand out....well...ok...but why dont you come ride along with me for a day or two and find out....

Originally Posted by GTOguy

You could stand on the tallest ladder and NEVER, EVER even come close to looking Zeek in the eye. The man is taller than you will ever be.

Rickles is just trying to be funny (but not hitting the mark)....you know....living up to his avatar....

[Don Rickles]

Originally Posted by zeek

I will put it in a different perspective....I was about to quit (retire) from my last job when they made it mandatory that I work the full 20 hrs a week. Previously I set my own schedule and worked what ever hours I wanted to as long as I didnt go over 20 which worked great for my fishing and car building fun. When this other dept heard I was going to quit because of the hours, they started courting me saying I could set my own schedule plus double my hourly pay and a take home vehicle. It was a no brainer. The younger guys love me, because being the warrants officer is one of the most hazardous jobs on the dept. and they would rather be patrolling instead of knocking on criminals doors hoping not to get shot in the process.... So...If you still think my job just a hand out....well...ok...but why dont you come ride along with me for a day or two and find out....






Rickles is just trying to be funny (but not hitting the mark)....you know....living up to his avatar....

You don't like this avay?

No way, i'm not stupid, no ride alongs for me! I'm too handsome to risk my life on some needledick dangerous criminal!

[Don Rickles]

Originally Posted by zeek

Rickles is just trying to be funny (but not hitting the mark)....you know....living up to his avatar....

I wouldn't recommend encouraging this homo!

Tired, hittin the hay!

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

You don't like this avay?

No way, i'm not stupid, no ride alongs for me! I'm too handsome to risk my life on some needledick dangerous criminal!

.

[TheRealBadger]

Sleep tight. I hope none of you geezers kick it tonight.

[Frankie the Fink]

A no-bullsh!t story from just two mornings ago. Wife and I went to a crowded iHop and I had eaten earlier that morning so wasn't particularly hungry - after the wife placed her order with the young waitress I asked, "Do you have oatmeal?". She said, "What ?", I repeated, "Do you have oatmeal?" to which she replied, well we have the 55+ selections on the back of the menu. WTF ? Then the girl suddenly recovered her wits and said, "Oh I though you meant 'old meal' ". Sweet Jesus.

[GTOguy]

Get the marbles out of your mouth, Frank. LOL....

[Frankie the Fink]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Get the marbles out of your mouth, Frank. LOL....

Maybe so, the waitress had an accent (Ukraine maybe ?) and that may have been a contributing factor..

[GTOguy]

Maybe it's just my experience, but IMO, Eastern European women are about the most gorgeous on the planet.

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Maybe it's just my experience, but IMO, Eastern European women are about the most gorgeous on the planet.

Maybe so, but you take your life in yours hands messing with them. Even glancing in the direction of an Albanian woman, for instance, could be a terminal adventure, those mofo’s don’t play.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Maybe it's just my experience, but IMO, Eastern European women are about the most gorgeous on the planet.

That's your opinion. I lived in Europe for almost 3 years and American's are by far the most beautiful women. European women have know mix where American women can have many races in their blood. That's why they're much prettier than European women and better hygiene.