Married guys

[yell01]

Originally Posted by MEC5LADY

So exactly how often do you listen in on two large people having sex?

He's got fat hands.

[snide]

Originally Posted by yell01

He's got fat hands.

Burn!

[8Up]

No, she cut her hair short, had two kids, bought a minivan and started hating sex. I am testdriving a newer model now.

[8Up]

Originally Posted by oyealiz

Incorrect. IMO, that would be extremely risky and foolish.



Seriously? That's their excuse for running around? But I guess if having an overweight wife would cause you to run around, you surely should not marry an overweight woman. I guarantee, though, that slim at time of marriage does NOT guarantee slim weight in the future.

As for being the same size/looks as her mom in the future, I could site many, many examples where this is not the case. I wouldn't bank on it.

Like Cher and her Man-daughter

[GEODON]

If it was up to me I would make it a law that if a woman goes over 170pnds or gains 30pnds (whichever is greater) from the time she got married, then the man can divorce/have sex with other women without any repercussions. However the law will state that if he decides to sleep with a different woman, you must buy the wife a $200 gift. But if you have to pay to have a woman sleep with you then whatever you have to pay will get split and come off the $200 gift that you would have given the wife. Meaning, if you have to pay $100 then 50 will come from the wifes gift and the other 50 unfortunately you have to pay. If women can't understand that most men think about sex all the time yet still think they can let their body and sex drive go to shit then she needs to bounce.

I would make some exceptions to the law such as the wife will have a 1 month grace period to shape up, what if the man is unemployed and cannot afford the $200 gift and maybe cap the dollar amount if the man desides to pay for sex. So that way the wife isn't left with anything. I need to be fair.

[neece]

Originally Posted by GEODON

If it was up to me I would make it a law that if a woman goes over 170pnds or gains 30pnds (whichever is greater) from the time she got married, then the man can divorce/have sex with other women without any repercussions. However the law will state that if he decides to sleep with a different woman, you must buy the wife a $200 gift. But if you have to pay to have a woman sleep with you then whatever you have to pay will get split and come off the $200 gift that you would have given the wife. Meaning, if you have to pay $100 then 50 will come from the wifes gift and the other 50 unfortunately you have to pay. If women can't understand that most men think about sex all the time yet still think they can let their body and sex drive go to shit then she needs to bounce.

I would make some exceptions to the law such as the wife will have a 1 month grace period to shape up, what if the man is unemployed and cannot afford the $200 gift and maybe cap the dollar amount if the man desides to pay for sex. So that way the wife isn't left with anything. I need to be fair.

What does the woman get if the husband gets a pot belly and goes bald?

[GEODON]

Originally Posted by neece

What does the woman get if the husband gets a pot belly and goes bald?

Excellent question and I'm glad you asked. The bald is nothing he can control. However if the husband gets a pot belly then the husband has 3yrs to shape up. The wife doesn't have to cook or have sex with her husband. But then if that's the case one can argue that since the wife isn't giving the husband sex then the husband has the right sleep with other women. Again I need to add exceptions to the law so there is no loop holes that people would take advantage of.

[JStockton]

Originally Posted by neece

What does the woman get if the husband gets a pot belly and goes bald?

Shade in the summer and warmth in the winter?

[MEC5LADY]

Originally Posted by neece

What does the woman get if the husband gets a pot belly and goes bald?

[MEC5LADY]

Originally Posted by GEODON

Excellent question and I'm glad you asked. The bald is nothing he can control. However if the husband gets a pot belly then the husband has 3yrs to shape up. The wife doesn't have to cook or have sex with her husband. But then if that's the case one can argue that since the wife isn't giving the husband sex then the husband has the right sleep with other women. Again I need to add exceptions to the law so there is no loop holes that people would take advantage of.

So just to be clear the woman gets a month to shape up but the guy gets 3 years?

[neece]

Originally Posted by GEODON

Excellent question and I'm glad you asked. The bald is nothing he can control. However if the husband gets a pot belly then the husband has 3yrs to shape up. The wife doesn't have to cook or have sex with her husband. But then if that's the case one can argue that since the wife isn't giving the husband sex then the husband has the right sleep with other women. Again I need to add exceptions to the law so there is no loop holes that people would take advantage of.

:madwoman:

Originally Posted by JStockton

Shade in the summer and warmth in the winter?

lucky gal!

[onedef92]

[NEVRL8T]

Originally Posted by oyealiz

Incorrect. IMO, that would be extremely risky and foolish.

Really? My wife did it. I have been clean for 19 years. It's called a second chance. And when I am given one, I make good on it.

[Meeko87]

Woman are like a fine wine, they get fatter with age or something like that.

[oyealiz]

Originally Posted by NEVRL8T

Really? My wife did it. I have been clean for 19 years. It's called a second chance. And when I am given one, I make good on it.

Good for you, doubly so since you didn't lose her.

But two facts remain...(1) that it's a very risky thing to do.

and (2) GEODON is crazy!!!