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Old 07-12-2014, 8:41pm   #61
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BULLSHIT AGAIN
they just don't tell you
how many women would give you the real reason they won't bang you ?
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Shorty.
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or do they refer to his manhood?
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Clearly you've been married too long
I don't do marraige. It's too costly when it's time to change her out. I'm in a long tern relationship with my woman
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I don't do marraige. It's too costly when it's time to change her out. I'm in a long tern relationship with my woman
scared of commitment huh...
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Shorty.

Taller than average which is 5'9"
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I don't do marraige. It's too costly when it's time to change her out. I'm in a long tern relationship with my goat
Thought so.
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scared of commitment huh...
and/or financial ruin
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Thought so.
GOAT ?
yeah , she is the Greatest Of All Time
she let's me go racing and pretty much do whatever I want except other women , which is fine since she's HOT

Funny thing , she hates short guys too. Says they have small man syndrome
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Taller than average which is 5'9"
Little people make me smile.

I was blessed with being a big mofo, and other than Snide (2 inches taller) and Jeff 79 (same height), I'm not aware of anyone bigger. And I could still kick both of their asses.

Marcus makes me smile a lot. He's one of my best friends. Despite his size, he's the real deal, and I'll always back him up.

At the end of the day, there is always someone bigger, stronger, richer, ...., but the core person is what counts.
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and/or financial ruin
SO commitment issues ....gotcha...
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Righhhhhtttttttttt.........


So I'm gonna text Joey some pics to upload....
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SO commitment issues ....gotcha...
no , both I'd say
it's rare for the man to make money off a divorce
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So I'm gonna text Joey some pics to upload....
will they make you taller ?
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I was blessed with being a big mofo, and other than Snide (2 inches taller) and Jeff 79 (same height), I'm not aware of anyone bigger. And I could still kick both of their asses.
Pffft... Not when I'm in pumps...
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I was blessed with being a big mofo, and other than Snide (2 inches taller) and Jeff 79 (same height), I'm not aware of anyone bigger. And I could still kick both of their asses.

Marcus makes me smile a lot. He's one of my best friends. Despite his size, he's the real deal, and I'll always back him up.

At the end of the day, there is always someone bigger, stronger, richer, ...., but the core person is what counts.
tell that to a tall woman
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