The Night Owl thread . . .

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

WAKE UP!!!


All this sleep talk is making me tired. I sleep 6-7 hours every night no matter where in the world I am or what time zone I’m in. It’s wonderful.

I would kill for that luxury.

[Steve_R]

[justaguy]

Wheres the pics?

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

I sent "Rene" a link to an "aggressive" Italian criminal defense law-yah. She'd asked about the one I used to review my will, but he's not Italian and doesn't do criminal law (I'm leaving my property to her, but she doesn't know it ).

I needed a criminal defense one in 1973 and an older guy I worked with said "Always get a Jew or an Italian."

He recommended an Italian he'd used so I got him too. He knew the judge and got everything dropped to disorderly conduct. He's been dead a long time, probably be 100 or more were he still alive.

So I did a search and found another Dago CD lawyer, but I don't know anything about him other than what's on his website.

@Don Rickles

[IB4TL]

Originally Posted by Bruze

I sent "Rene" a link to an "aggressive" Italian criminal defense law-yah. She'd asked about the one I used to review my will, but he's not Italian and doesn't do criminal law (I'm leaving my property to her, but she doesn't know it ).

I needed a criminal defense one in 1973 and an older guy I worked with said "Always get a Jew or an Italian."

He recommended an Italian he'd used so I got him too. He knew the judge and got everything dropped to disorderly conduct. He's been dead a long time, probably be 100 or more were he still alive.

So I did a search and found another Dago CD lawyer, but I don't know anything about him other than what's on his website.

@Don Rickles

It's true!

If it deals with getting money or protecting money....Jew.

If it deals with getting out of trouble....Italian.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by IB4TL

It's true!

If it deals with getting money or protecting money....Jew.

If it deals with getting out of trouble....Italian.

I never thought of it that way, but it makes sense!

Where do Polish lawyers fit in?

[IB4TL]

Originally Posted by Bruze

I never thought of it that way, but it makes sense!

Where do Polish lawyers fit in?

It means you're cheap & better not drop the soap

[IB4TL]

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by IB4TL

Attachment 103239

Somebody mentioned that to me today.

[IB4TL]

Originally Posted by Bruze

Somebody mentioned that to me today.

I guess being a Billionaire gets boring which is why they want to fly into outer space or go over 12,000 ft to the bottom of the ocean.

[Steve_R]

@Bruze got anybody sleeping in a hammock in your yard?

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

@Bruze got anybody sleeping in a hammock in your yard?

Ha, no.

She must be busy working somewhere, been quiet.

I sent her this the other day, she liked it:

[IB4TL]

His $20M submersible looks A LOT better than the $1.2M Ocean Gate submersible

https://tritonsubs.com/subs/gullwing/?dc=ultradeep

[Bruze]

"Rene" is a member of a volunteer FD a few towns over. She is a natural-born artist.

Here she was today with a sign she made for the FD:






She made the daily special boards at the restaurant where I met her in 2020. The prices were supposed to be $9-something, I still jerk her chain about that.

She never "learned" how to write all fancy like this, she just does it. WTF, I can't even read my own writing.

[Joey777]

I wish prices were still at that level! FJB. FJB. FJB. And one more thing, FJB.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Joey777

I wish prices were still at that level! FJB. FJB. FJB. And one more thing, FJB.

She mistakenly put the $5 prices on there. I took the pik to try and get a cheap lunch whenever I went in there but it didn't work. Her bosses were two Greek brothers, cool guys, great place but they closed it a year ago.

@Steve_R

She sent me this a while ago, taking a bath after a hard day's paint stripping.



A couple of years ago we were face-timing, she was home. All of a sudden the picture froze and she said: "I'm shutting the sound off because I have to go pee and I don't want you to hear it."

WTF? Like I'm not visualizing her sitting on the toilet tinkling? I had a very clear and vivid picture of the whole thing in my head, sound and all.

Another time (have the pik somewhere) she was taking a bubble bath with candles on the edge of the tub, but she didn't show herself, of course.

I've been contemplating suicide.

[Joey777]

Gotcha! FJB.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Joey777

Gotcha! FJB.

@Don Rickles

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by Bruze

@Steve_R

She sent me this a while ago, taking a bath after a hard day's paint stripping.

She wants your bod. Let her have her way with you, you'll feel much better.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

She wants your bod. Let her have her way with you, you'll feel much better.