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Old 09-07-2011, 6:35am   #41
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old fat women need loving too.
So do toothless herpes infected skanks. That should be tasked to someone who is up to the challenge. I'm busy that weekend.
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Old 09-07-2011, 6:37am   #42
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So when is the wedding date?
more importantly, when is the baby due?
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Old 09-07-2011, 6:54am   #43
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more importantly, when is the baby due?
doubtful...seems pete is a back door man.
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Old 09-07-2011, 7:00am   #44
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doubtful...seems pete is a back door man.
Well put. Unless some leakage occurs, chances are slim.
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Old 09-07-2011, 7:01am   #45
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mutual interest in the same sexual perversions......
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Old 09-07-2011, 7:27am   #46
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I'm still waiting for the pics of whore Mexican mother....
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Old 09-07-2011, 7:37am   #47
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I'm still waiting for the pics of whore Mexican mother....
Me too. I wanna see the girl Pete has been treating like a farm animal.
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Old 09-07-2011, 7:44am   #48
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Me too. I wanna see the girl Pete has been treating like a farm animal.

I'm more interested in the salsa.
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Old 09-07-2011, 7:47am   #49
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I'm more interested in the salsa.
**** that, what kind of mower blade?
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Old 09-07-2011, 6:59pm   #50
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A friend of mine dated a hot Mexican chic for a while. This girl pegged the What-the-Fuk O Meter in the sex department.

When he kicked her to the curb, she came into his house and chopped up all their sex toys with a meat cleaver.
Really, no, that's not batshit crazy.

Pete, you do your thing dude. You always want something different. I say go find the one or two midget tranny's that like donkey's still out there you haven't pile drived.
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Old 09-07-2011, 7:23pm   #51
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Ahhhh now the real story comes out.... I'm a female so you must be confusing the two sexes. No wonder you like butt sex so much...............
I was gonna post something along these lines Gail
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Old 09-07-2011, 8:23pm   #52
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Then again, on the balance of justice, do you want to die alone?

Life's most difficult conundrum.
We all die alone dude. Doesn't matter how many people are around you as you take that last breath. We all die alone.
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Old 09-07-2011, 8:26pm   #53
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We all die alone dude. Doesn't matter how many people are around you as you take that last breath. We all die alone.
well unless we are in a car... going off a cliff.
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Old 09-07-2011, 8:33pm   #54
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well unless we are in a car... going off a cliff.
Thelma and Louise style!
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Old 07-24-2013, 2:59pm   #55
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I vote yes
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There is only one alternative. Introduce poop into your sex repertoire. She will be disgusted, and bail.

If she's "Into it" you are fuked beyond words.
This was good advice. I hope he took it.
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Old 07-24-2013, 3:09pm   #57
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uh, Pete, have you considered a refresher course on "Being Human"?
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Good to see you back! Kingpin...
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how can you damn yourself to kissing one chick for the rest of your life and forevere having sex with the same girl when theres so many women out there..FAWKKKKKKKKKKK

The lack of strange will fk you up forerver and youll end up miserable
What are you talking about? Where did you get these rules? I think you're doing it wrong.


EDIT: Dammit who is waking the dead? ...another old thread.
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What are you talking about? Where did you get these rules? I think you're doing it wrong.


EDIT: Dammit who is waking the dead? ...another old thread.
You got one, Mike.
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