Fondle Memories

[PLRX]

Some new people here wonder who this Bob is, AF2, what Yadkin did, and more. I remember how many of you messed with Willa, and he disappeared; that was YEARS ago.

I remember that I could only read posts back then because I was too busy at work, but I laughed my ass off. One time, over 15,000 people were posting in the CFOT every evening; it was awesome. I have those chops saved in here somewhere; I'll post them someday.

[slewfoot]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Some new people here wonder who this Bob is, AF2, what Yadkin did, and more. I remember how many of you messed with Willa, and he disappeared; that was YEARS ago.

I remember that I could only read posts back then because I was too busy at work, but I laughed my ass off. One time, over 15,000 people were posting in the CFOT every evening; it was awesome. I have those chops saved in here somewhere; I'll post them someday.

There was one made of me with a drunk Santa laying across my lap sitting outside Costco. Funny as hell, showed originality.

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Screw the naysayers. Especially that dufus up in Eugene.

come on up...you can try and screw me yourself.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by higgyburners

come on up...you can try and screw me yourself.

Not into gay sex with 255 pound men. No way could I get even a hint of an erection. You’ll have to find a genuine chubby chaser faggot to get what you’re requesting.

[Millenium Vette]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Not into gay sex with 255 pound men. No way could I get even a hint of an erection. You’ll have to find a genuine chubby chaser faggot to get what you’re requesting.

What if he dropped a few pounds?

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Screw the naysayers. Especially that dufus up in Eugene.

Originally Posted by higgyburners

come on up...you can try and screw me yourself.

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Not into gay sex with 255 pound men. No way could I get even a hint of an erection. You’ll have to find a genuine chubby chaser faggot to get what you’re requesting.

Just Yadkin size? ...Got it..Fuk'n Mechanics

Now Jeff you are the one that said you want to screw the naysayers.."especially that dufus in Eugene".... All I'm saying is come up and give it a try tubby butt. You can bring your girlfriend ...I'm 99.9% sure I could send you both out of Oregon at the same time. The .1 percent is if I hurt myself hurting the two of you..

Originally Posted by Millenium Vette

What if he dropped a few pounds?

Now that was funny

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

You're the one who misinterpreted the sound, doofus.

Obviously not- you admitted that you didn't know the difference. Again, you've been doing it wrong.

Pro tip: don't grab or compress. Cup your hands and provide gentle support from the bottom.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by higgyburners

come on up...you can try and screw me yourself.

Once more, Himey's homoeroticism goes into overdrive. Or is this second overdrive? Asking a man for a date. My gosh what a phag.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Not into gay sex with 255 pound men. No way could I get even a hint of an erection. You’ll have to find a genuine chubby chaser faggot to get what you’re requesting.

I think he's 305.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by higgyburners

Just Yadkin size? ...Got it..Fuk'n Mechanics

Now Jeff you are the one that said you want to screw the naysayers.."especially that dufus in Eugene".... All I'm saying is come up and give it a try tubby butt. You can bring your girlfriend ...I'm 99.9% sure I could send you both out of Oregon at the same time. The .1 percent is if I hurt myself hurting the two of you..



Now that was funny

Woooo. Big, Bad Keyboard Warrior. A 56 year old, grown man wanting to take it on after school at the bike rack. With some random senior citizen he’s never met. Classy.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Woooo. Big, Bad Keyboard Warrior. A 56 year old, grown man wanting to take it on after school at the bike rack. With some random senior citizen he’s never met. Classy.

If you were his height, weight and age he wouldn't be doing this. ALL bullies are cowards. Every single one of them.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

If you were his height, weight and age he wouldn't be doing this. ALL bullies are cowards. Every single one of them.

I haven't been a tough guy in a long time. The last guy I mopped the floor with was a 6'2" football player. That was over 30 years ago. In fact, I don't think I ever got in a tussle with anybody my own size. They were all well over 6 feet, and all but one initiated it.
They all lost, too. But that was when I was young and willing to engage in such nonsense. As a mature adult, I find it amusing that an old man in his late 50's actually wants to puff out his chest and scream at strangers on the internet when they reject his homosexual advances. Challenge them to a schoolyard fight. Over nothing.


Whatever.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Some new people here wonder who this Bob is, AF2, what Yadkin did, and more. I remember how many of you messed with Willa, and he disappeared; that was YEARS ago.

I remember that I could only read posts back then because I was too busy at work, but I laughed my ass off. One time, over 15,000 people were posting in the CFOT every evening; it was awesome. I have those chops saved in here somewhere; I'll post them someday.

I joined the lesser forum after all the Willa stuff. What was the deal with him?

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Not into gay sex with 255 pound men. No way could I get even a hint of an erection. You’ll have to find a genuine chubby chaser faggot to get what you’re requesting.

Well, Yaddy's out. Apparently he only likes the "younger" girls according to some

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Well, Yaddy's out. Apparently he only likes the "younger" girls according to some

I have seen nothing to back that up. The girl in 1970 was OLDER than him at the time. Not younger.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

I haven't been a tough guy in a long time. The last guy I mopped the floor with was a 6'2" football player. That was over 30 years ago. In fact, I don't think I ever got in a tussle with anybody my own size. They were all well over 6 feet, and all but one initiated it.
They all lost, too. But that was when I was young and willing to engage in such nonsense. As a mature adult, I find it amusing that an old man in his late 50's actually wants to puff out his chest and scream at strangers on the internet when they reject his homosexual advances. Challenge them to a schoolyard fight. Over nothing.


Whatever.

Those who lack the mental capacity to debate always resort to violence. It's the nature of the ape.

[Humanoid 3.0]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Those who lack the mental capacity to debate always resort to violence. It's the nature of the ape.

So you are a pacifistic chimpanzee

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Pro tip: don't grab or compress. Cup your hands and provide gentle support from the bottom.

So you claim to have been this sexually sophisticated in third grade?

Is it any wonder nobody believes a word that you say?

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Humanoid 3.0

So you are a pacifistic chimpanzee

Holy non sequitur Batman.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Those who lack the mental capacity to debate

Yeah, we all know someone like that...