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Old 02-26-2011, 3:55pm   #21
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Wait...what?

My momma always said I was in her belly, not no vag..., veg...., whatever and the reason we look like our parents is from kissing.


My Momma always said I came from heaven.


This whole thread is confusing the be-jeebus out of me.
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Old 02-26-2011, 4:00pm   #22
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My Momma always said I came from heaven.


This whole thread is confusing the be-jeebus out of me.
Well, in a way they do... we got both our kids after the wife called out "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!!!!"
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Well, in a way they do... we got both our kids after the wife called out "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!!!!"
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Well, in a way they do... we got both our kids after the wife called out "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!!!!"
Then something's wrong. My wife screams "Oh shit, oh shit, to the left, to the left, you muthaphucka, hit it like sledgehammer!"
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Then something's wrong. My wife screams "Oh shit, oh shit, to the left, to the left, you muthaphucka, hit it like sledgehammer!"
She does. I can vouch for that.
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She does. I can vouch for that.
I believe you. So does her sister.
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I learned about sex from Donahue, NWA, Playboy and masturbation
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Perhaps I missed where it stated the children were on their own in the library.
Read what I quoted. "She doesn't believe the book belongs in the children's section of a public library where any child could pick it up." That's only a problem if the child is unattended. If the child is attended, then the parent is on hand to review the material before letting the child read it.

By the way, romance novels with their steamy reading are also in public libraries where any child could pick them up.
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"The man puts his penis between the woman's legs and inside her vagina. After a while, he pulls out, flips her over and a white liquid shoots out of the man's penis onto the womans bewbs. The liquid is full of millions of sperm and is a great moisturizer."



Mom: Children's Library Book Describes Sex
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