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Old 05-15-2024, 6:49am   #21
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They'd pay for your grandchildren's, grandchildren's college tuition (if you have them). She wears a mens size watch, 40's and up. I don't remember exactly but she had a couple super duper rare pieces.
No kids. No grands. No watches. No care.
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No kids. No grands. No watches. No care.
Then STFU!
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This thread made me curious to look for recent pics...
damn she sure aged like milk.
Few actresses do, I saw a recent pic of the female co-star in the first "Crocodile Dundee" movie - ugh !

If Moses had seen that face there would be an 11th Commandment...
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I wouldn't kick Brooke out of bed back in the day, but I also wouldn't have gone out of my way to get her in it, either.
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She tries, so throw her a few points.

I would tap, but too damn tall, I think she is like 7'6"?!?!?
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She tries, so throw her a few points.

I would tap, but too damn tall, I think she is like 7'6"?!?!?
So, you go up on her instead of down
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So, you go up on her instead of down
I will need a G-suit if I go that high.
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I will need a G-suit if I go that high.
You'll have to settle for a G-string
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You'll have to settle for a G-string
G-strings are the very best when one wants to tickle with a feather,,,
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"Brooke Shields"


should change her first name to
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"Panty"
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G-strings are the very best when one wants to tickle with a feather,,,
I like to tickle with my stache and beard.
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I like to tickle with my stache and beard.
Well, that would be MOAR better!!
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G-strings are the very best when one wants to tickle with a feather,,,


Using a feather is not kinky. Using the whole chicken is kinky.
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Danica Patrick and Brooke Shields; poster girls for...

"Slender and long hair alone... doesn't make a female attractive"

this is not Brooke or Danica:
http://i.imgur.com/w3GFzgB.gif
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Using a feather is not kinky. Using the whole chicken is kinky.
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That looks like the actress from Three's Company.
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That looks like the actress from Three's Company.
She also has an uncanny resemblance to a woman I banged in 1999.

That was a very dangerous situation.
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Using a feather is not kinky. Using the whole chicken is kinky.
Does that make your eggs taste fishy?
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