UniqueDoug is going to be a father

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by joebuck

im more of a bruce willis with Down Syndrome, kicking ass ,taking names in the day care

Mo'better, fixted it.

[kylebuck]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Mo'better, fixted it.

i hope my wife has good genes

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by joebuck

i hope my wife has good genes

I hope she keeps her on around you.

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by NEED-A-VETTE

Did any of these hatred filled texts come after she said further communication would be through her attorney?

Yes, most all of them.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

Yes, most all of them.

She's definitely f*cking with you.

Do a "Brett Favre" and send her a pic of your **** with a message saying, "This could have been yours tonight, but I'm going out looking for your daughter instead."

[HeatherO]

Originally Posted by oyealiz

I suggested asking around where she frequents and finding out what her habits are. For instance: does she meet men and leave with them on a regular basis?

hmmmmmm
I wonder how many kids she has, with how many different men??
probably earned a living off of all the child support payments...

[Petew1971]

Originally Posted by HeatherO

hmmmmmm
I wonder how many kids she has, with how many different men??
probably earned a living off of all the child support payments...

if he were to kill her, he can count the small notches on her pubis bone

[Blademaker]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

She's definitely f*cking with you.

Do a "Brett Favre" and send her a pic of your **** with a message saying, "This could have been yours tonight, but I'm going out looking for your daughter instead."

Wouldn't ask for a BJ, though.

[The_Dude]

What are the odds a 52 year old woman can bring the child to term?

[Petew1971]

Originally Posted by The_Dude

What are the odds a 52 year old woman can bring the child to term?

The fked up thing is that Doug is the type of person that would have the embryo implanted in himself so he could bring it to term

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by joebuck

im more of a bruce willis, kicking ass ,taking names

Yippee ki-ya, Manufacturer.

[HeatherO]

Originally Posted by The_Dude

What are the odds a 52 year old woman can bring the child to term?

pretty slim I would think, if she could even get pregnant at all...
most women are going through menopause at that age

[Bill]

Originally Posted by TxAg

but one must be "stealthy" about asking around.

Hey, we've already done "stiffy", stealthy should be no problem.

[Petew1971]

[xXBUDXx]

Originally Posted by Petew1971

The babies name can be UniqueAccident

I'm going to call him "Squirt".

[MEC5LADY]

Originally Posted by xXBUDXx

I'm going to call him "Squirt".

I bet it should be more like "Dribble".

[Petew1971]

Originally Posted by xXBUDXx

I'm going to call him "Squirt".

The mother drinks so much they should name it Pickle

[DJ_Critterus]

If it's a girl, they could name her SINdy

[Flatbush Harry]

Originally Posted by MEC5LADY

I bet it should be more like "Dribble".

That's truly (cold or funny)(circle the correct answer)


3.H.14.r59ary

For the record, the subject of this thread is just eff'n creepy.

3.H

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

If it's a girl, they could name her SINdy

Damn dude, go paint some midget cars or sonthing...

Originally Posted by Flatbush Harry

That's truly (cold or funny)(circle the correct answer)


3.H.14.r59ary

For the record, the subject of this thread is just eff'n creepy.

3.H

You mean "subject matter" right. The "subject" is me, I ain't creepy.