Ku Klux Klan holds Rally at Gettysburg, voices distaste for Obamacare, Obama...

[DukeAllen]

I worry enough with one son. He flirts with every female he sees, all ages and colors

I don't expect to get much sleep once he reaches dating age.

[kingpin]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

Cliffs:

Red got rejected by the KKK, and he is pissed.

JoeCooool got accepted by the Klan, and he is pissed.

All Southerners are inbred, tobacco-chewing, snaggle-toothed, rednecks.

All Northerners are, and have always been, perfect examples of inclusiveness and are therefore superior to Southerners.

Reds holding up that end.

[Truck Guy]

Originally Posted by Grey Ghost

My aunt hated the Japanese till the day she died because of Pearl Harbor. I talked with a younger Chinese guy at an airshow a few years back. He hates the Japanese because of what they did to his country in the 1930s. The Japanese soldiers, airman, and sailors represented the country of Japan and it's people while committing these acts. Are they still idiots?

Originally Posted by Joecooool

The people who committed those atrocities are all dead.

So yes, they are idiots.

Thanks Phil, took the words out of my mouth.

Apples and oranges...

[Truck Guy]

Originally Posted by ...Whitepower...

I'm gonna be in a world of shit when my girls get older. I'm not saying this to sound conceited but good genes run in the family and they are already getting the "they look so exotic" comments from people. Most if not all of my relatives are in decent shape and some of just jacked.. My uncle at 64 can probably kick most guys here's asses.

Having 4 (grown) daughters I can tell you... GOOD LUCK!

Originally Posted by C5SilverBullet

I was so relieved that we are having 2 boys. I don't want anything to do with little girls and boyfriends.


Time for you to invest in more weapons.

Call me...

Originally Posted by Fastguy

As my friend with two daughters said to me, "When you have two boys, you only have to worry about two dicks, when you have two girls, you have to worry about all of them".

I have a big Bowie knife for that reason.
Never too late for a circumcision! Oops, I slipped...

[C5SilverBullet]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

I worry enough with one son. He flirts with every female he sees, all ages and colors

I don't expect to get much sleep once he reaches dating age.

We were at a Mexican place eating the other night, my son ran off into kind of the back area. When I got there to grab him, he was standing in a circle of 5-6 waitresses, just smiling and dancing with them.

I just thought, "Shit, he's going to be a handful in high school."

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by C5SilverBullet

We were at a Mexican place eating the other night, my son ran off into kind of the back area. When I got there to grab him, he was standing in a circle of 5-6 waitresses, just smiling and dancing with them.

I just thought, "Shit, he's going to be a handful in high school."

No, you thought, "Shit, he's got better game than me."