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Old 07-14-2013, 3:59pm   #1
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Default Danica won't strip. Disappointed or not?



ESPN's "The Body" issue is now on newsstands, showcasing some of sports' most popular athletes wearing nothing but a smile. And so it stands to reason that Danica Patrick, one of motorsports' biggest draws, might bare all for a magazine, yes?

Don't hold your breath. While Patrick says she's been asked every year, she's nowhere close to accepting. 的 just never felt like that was something I needed or wanted to do," she said in her press conference in advance of New Hampshire's race this weekend. "A lot of the stuff that I致e done that has been scantily clad has all been swimsuit stuff."

But take heart, Danica fans; there's always the chance you might see her sans firesuit. "I知 not saying there will never be a day," she said. "When I speak to them and they ask me each time I say, 'Don稚 stop asking. I don稚 know. I might change my mind one year. And it might be something that parallels something else I知 doing, or where I知 at, or how I知 feeling.' But just not right now."
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she'd prolly look like brooke shields at 12.
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'Don稚 stop asking. I don稚 know. I might change my mind one year. And it might be something that parallels something else I知 doing, or where I知 at, or how I知 feeling.' But just not right now."
Yes Danica, but will your fans want to see you then?
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Maybe we should ask Ricky to join the barn?
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I might change my mind one year. And it might be something that parallels something else I知 doing, or where I知 at, or how I知 feeling.' But just not right now."
Hopefully she's alluding to a boob job. It should be healed by then...
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She'll do it when her taint is drying up and she can't get "sponsorship".

The next will be the senior citizen porn.
fixed
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If I want to go look at a board, I have several in my barn.
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she'd prolly look like brooke shields at 12.

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Old 07-14-2013, 10:24pm   #10
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I would not complain if I seen her naked.

Might even put on some Stroker Ace

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You guys are so full of shit. I'd be all over that and so would you.
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You guys are so full of shit. I'd be all over that and so would you.
I'd hit it for the residual income
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Forget her driving skills or lack thereof. She's pretty damn hot.
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Old 07-15-2013, 7:19am   #15
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Needs Boobage
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You guys are so full of shit. I'd be all over that and so would you.
I've been told I'm full of shit, but before said tryst, I'd have to take my blood pressure med, arrhythmia pill, ED helper.

So far, no hot young sweeties have found me so irresistible that they're willing to wait. Then there's the issue of Mrs. Ol' Timer...
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I've been told I'm full of shit, but before said tryst, I'd have to take my blood pressure med, arrhythmia pill, ED helper.

So far, no hot young sweeties have found me so irresistible that they're willing to wait. Then there's the issue of Mrs. Ol' Timer...
Show them your bank statement.
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I would run up in that sooo fast.



You would have a chick that looks pretty good, hopefully likes to bang, and likes to drive race cars
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I like the small boobage, I'm not a fan of the big jugs. And I think she's gorgeous. I don't follow NASCAR at all so her skill level has zero influence. If I saw her at Target, I'd make a serious run on her. After all, I got the hair. Bitches.
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Old 07-15-2013, 8:24am   #20
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she'd prolly look like brooke shields at 12.
Danica is a great example of "it takes more than..."

She is slender, and with long hair. But it takes more than just that alone to be considered hawt.

Her body type will always stand out & get noticed - say - in a Walmart... as one of th ebetter looking girls there.

But she isn't sexually hawt There would be no need to see her nude.
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