Frizzie Sighted In California

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by PLRX

This one may be legit. I think we could call the El Paso Dog pounds and veterinary hospitals to ensure Friz is accounted for.

Fixed

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Taurus

Dear Lord

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by Taurus

And we're off

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Dear Lord

Where do you guys find this shit?

[Vette Jockey]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Where do you guys find this shit?

We have help from the other inmates at the nut house

[Frizlefrak]

Back from Los Angeles today. I love L.A. (was born there) but Jesus there are a lot of freakazoids there. Always were I guess.....I think I was the only straight white Republican male within 25 miles.

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Back from Los Angeles today. I love L.A. (was born there) but Jesus there are a lot of freakazoids there. Always were I guess.....I think I was the only straight white Republican male within 25 miles.

Friz, LA is a Mexican DNA state for over 500 years and yes, people there are not even democrats anymore. I'm glad your wallet was not stolen and you didn't receive a stab wound.

[Frizlefrak]

Maybe it's just that I didn't notice it before, but seems like 80% of the male population there are butt pirates. Seemed like I was the only guy staring at the poontang..

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Maybe it's just that I didn't notice it before, but seems like 80% of the male population there are butt pirates. Seemed like I was the only guy staring at the poontang..

I can think of one...

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by PLRX

I can think of one...

Damn Pete

[WW7]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Back from Los Angeles today. I love L.A. (was born there) but Jesus there are a lot of freakazoids there. Always were I guess.....I think I was the only straight white Republican male within 25 miles.

This from the guy that thinks he's a dog.........WW

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Maybe it's just that I didn't notice it before, but seems like 80% of the male population there are butt pirates. Seemed like I was the only guy staring at the poontang.. :eek:

Problem is, most of what you were staring at were probably guys anyway.....WW

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by WW7

Problem is, most of what you were staring at were probably guys anyway.....WW

C'mon Wayne....SOME of them had to be real females.

[WW7]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

C'mon Wayne....SOME of them had to be real females.

Probably females waiting to earn enough money for the sex change operation.....WW

[DukeAllen]

Best Prostitute

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.

The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her.

"Is it true you're a prostitute?"

"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"

"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"

"I get $100 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from there.."

"$100!?! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"

"You see that Ferrari out there?"

The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside. "I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on hand jobs. Trust me, it's worth it."

The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This hand job was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life.

The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her.

"Last night was incredible!"

"Of course it was. Just wait 'til you try one of my blow jobs.."

"How much is that?"

"$500"

"$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"

"You see that apartment building across the street?"

The guy looks out front at a 12-story apartment building.

"I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me, it's worth it.

Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints… twice.

The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. "I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some sex?"

She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street. There between the buildings he can see Los Angeles.

"You see that city?"

"Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!"

She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a vagina, I'd own L.A.!"

[Vette Jockey]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

C'mon Wayne....SOME of them had to be real females.

They had to be, they won a beauty contest, oh, ah, maybe not!

Hey, Friz, I heard you were not really in LA. I have definite proof that you were in the Sandbox watching someones six. Good job

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