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Old 10-25-2011, 1:58pm   #1
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Who the hell does this?

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Some bets just shouldn't be made.

Just ask a 21-year-old Vallejo man who made a $100 bet with his friends that he could fit into a baby swing at a local park.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that the unidentified man -– who should be thanking police for not releasing his name –- lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent and jammed himself into the kiddie swing's leg holes about 9 p.m. Friday.

But he got stuck, his legs swelled and he couldn't get out.

To make matters worse, his friends abandoned him.

The newspaper reported that nine hours passed before a groundskeeper heard him screaming for help at 6 a.m. the next morning.

Vallejo firefighters tried to free him, but ultimately took him to a hospital –- still in the swing.

"The man sustained non-life-threatening injuries to his body, but there's no word yet on the condition of his ego," the Chronicle reported.

Let's hope he collected his $100.
The bolded part kills me. Way to think ahead, dude.
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Old 10-25-2011, 2:13pm   #2
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Pobably a fetish and his "friends" were made up
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Old 10-25-2011, 2:20pm   #3
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Pobably a fetish and his "friends" were made up
Yup........Got in there, cranked one out, got stuck.
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"Think" probably isn't in that guys vocabulary.
He put a lot of thought into getting into that predicament, but none into how he would get out.

And his friends left him there.
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Old 10-25-2011, 3:45pm   #5
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To make matters worse, his friends abandoned him.
That's the best part right there.
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Old 10-25-2011, 3:57pm   #6
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Pfft that's nothing compared to some of the other crap I've seen. I really think that guy should look into a better set of friends.
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Old 10-25-2011, 3:59pm   #7
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Yup........Got in there, cranked one out, got stuck.
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Old 10-25-2011, 6:24pm   #8
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Pfft that's nothing compared to some of the other crap I've seen. I really think that guy should look into a better set of friends.
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Old 10-25-2011, 6:42pm   #9
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Pffffffffffffttttttttt. I'm not impressed. After he fits into a dryer, we can talk.
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Old 10-25-2011, 7:14pm   #10
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Pfft that's nothing compared to some of the other crap I've seen. I really think that guy should look into a better set of friends.
What's the craziest thing you've ever seen lodged up someones butt????
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