Might As Well Face It You're Addicted To Doug

[GTOguy]

Computer's on, and you're at home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another post is what it takes

You can't sleep, no you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
You're up all night, at your P.C.
Another thread is all you need

Woah, you like to think that you're immune to ol' Doug, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Doug

You see his posts, you love to read
Your brain, absorbs with greed
You sip, your coffee cup
Another post, and you'll be Doug's

A Doug-track mind, you can't be saved
Doug's posts are what you crave
And if Doug should acknowledge you
You'll have your cake and eat it too

Woah, you like to think that you're immune to ol' Doug oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Doug

Might as well face it you're addicted to Doug
Might as well face it you're addicted to Doug
Might as well face it you're addicted to Doug
Gonna have to face it you're addicted to Doug!

[Jughead]

[Bruze]

You're the one that's attached to every troll here, including Doug, like a bloodsucker.

I hope I never see him post spam here again.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Bruze

You're the one that's attached to every troll here like a bloodsucker including Doug.

I hope I never see him post spam here again.

[Tikiman]

Well done!

[Don Rickles]

Originally Posted by Bruze

You're the one that's attached to every troll here, including Doug, like a bloodsucker.

I hope I never see GTO to post here again.

Sick, I mean there are some sick son a of a bitches attracted to the manure here…wtf….

I’m just happy to see more than one sees this grotesque piece of garbage.🗑️

[Little Red L98.]

Clever.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

Sick, I mean there are some sick son a of a bitches attracted to the manure here…wtf….

I’m just happy to see more than one sees this grotesque piece of garbage.🗑️

You're too unsophisticated to appreciate much outside the box. Perhaps you should skip over any threads I post, since you can't appreciate them.

[Bill]

8.9/10 Might read and sing along with again as long as the comments don't devolve into complete vitriol.

[Yadkin]

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

Sick, I mean there are some sick son a of a bitches attracted to the manure here…wtf….

I’m just happy to see more than one sees this grotesque piece of garbage.🗑️

GTO is a grotesque piece of garbage?
And I am a racist?
What in the actual **** is going on inside your kosher brain?

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Bruze

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You're the one that's attached to every troll here, including Doug, like a bloodsucker.

I hope I never see him post spam here again.

Have you ever heard that saying, "nature abhors a vacuum?"

Once PR&C threads were segregated back to the wasteland, the vacuum here was filled.....with Doug threads.

The law of unintended consequences is also in play here.....

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Bill

Have you ever heard that saying, "nature abhors a vacuum?"

Once PR&C threads were segregated back to the wasteland, the vacuum here was filled.....with Doug threads.

The law of unintended consequences is also in play here.....

Are you saying that the same members who are offended by the 4-penny threads are the same ones who are offended by political threads in OT?

[owc6]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Computer's on, and you're at home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another post is what it takes

You can't sleep, no you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
You're up all night, at your P.C.
Another thread is all you need

Woah, you like to think that you're immune to ol' Doug, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Doug

You see his posts, you love to read
Your brain, absorbs with greed
You sip, your coffee cup
Another post, and you'll be Doug's

A Doug-track mind, you can't be saved
Doug's posts are what you crave
And if Doug should acknowledge you
You'll have your cake and eat it too

Woah, you like to think that you're immune to ol' Doug oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Doug

Might as well face it you're addicted to Doug
Might as well face it you're addicted to Doug
Might as well face it you're addicted to Doug
Gonna have to face it you're addicted to Doug!

That's a lot of effort.

[Swany00]

Originally Posted by owc6

That's a lot of effort.

kinda creepy

[Onebadcad]

My attempt at a song

fpd spews shit
fpd stirs shit
fpd leaves shit stains
fpd is shit

Working on second a verse,,, don't hold your breath.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

My attempt at a song

fpd spews shit
fpd stirs shit
fpd leaves shit stains
fpd is shit

Working on second a verse,,, don't hold your breath.

The melody sucks ass.

But the lyrics are great!

[Bill]

Originally Posted by LATB

Are you saying that the same members who are offended by the 4-penny threads are the same ones who are offended by political threads in OT?

Correlation doesn't necessarily mean causation....but sometimes it does.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by owc6

That's a lot of effort.

About 5 to 7 minutes. Not much effort.

[slewfoot]

Originally Posted by LATB

Are you saying that the same members who are offended by the 4-penny threads are the same ones who are offended by political threads in OT?

Guess I'm still in the middle Don't gaf about Doug and I don't recall and exchanges and I'm not offended by anything political here either.

Crazy world we live in.