All I wanted was more beer. My neighbor couldn't even do that right.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Do they have supermarket deliveries in Massachushits, or is that also illegal?

Thanks for reminding us why your neighbor called everyone in a 5 mile radius before dialing your number.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

Thanks for reminding us why your neighbor called everyone in a 5 mile radius before dialing your number.

I was the first/ only actually. But I made sure all his friends know and he's had a lot of visitors. That has got him thinking about the future with a bit more certainty instead of looking down the bottom of a glass.

That GIF I posted, I was reminded the other day about when right turn on red was mandated by the Feds, maybe the late 70's, early 80's. Massachushits responded by putting a NO TURN ON RED at every signalized intersection, every direction. Basically telling their citizens, er, their subjects, "**** you".

One of the many reasons I escaped that shithole.

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

So I was a little under the weather yesterday and ran short of a couple things. I didn't feel up to going out so I started calling some neighbors, but nobody was around to help.

As a last resort I called somebody who lives a couple houses down. He's that one guy every neighborhood has--pretty odd and thinks he knows everything. If he's not carrying rocks around outside and putting them in his driveway (wtf?), he's screaming at his chainsaw because he can't get it started. I used to talk to him a few times a week, but I couldn't take his odd sayings like "You mad bro?" Over the winter he prattled on about verts or something and that was kind of the last straw.

Anyway...I asked him to pick me up some beer and Gatorade and maybe a bottle of Coke. I like a good rum & coke in the evening. Thankfully he agreed to help me out without too much chitchat.

Get this! He came back with a 6 pack of Bud Light, some store brand sports drink (It was on sale ) and diet Pepsi.

But that's not the worst of it! He also bought a pack of cut fruit ! At least I can use the pineapple when I make pina coladas.

If that wasn't bad enough, he brings me 3 cans of chicken soup--I hate that shit! And I have no idea why he wants me to save the cans for him.

As a final kick in the nuts, this guy calls 911 and has the ambulance take me away, even though I told him I'm fine! Just wait till I get out of here.

I'm done with this fool--I have no idea how his wife puts up with him. She seems like a sweetheart.

Very nicely done brother...I only wish you would of thrown in him stealing your water...it would of sent it too the top...9.875/10

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by higgyburners

Very nicely done brother...I only wish you would of thrown in him stealing your water...it would of sent it too the top...9.875/10

I missed a few things. Those will have to wait until the next edition.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by higgyburners

Very nicely done brother...I only wish you would of thrown in him stealing your water...it would of sent it too the top...9.875/10

Rent free, Himey.

[Big bob]

Speaking of rent fee how much are you renting his house for this time. I still don't know how your neighbor can make you get in a ambulance and commit you. But i guess you're a big deal in lot land.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Big bob

Speaking of rent fee how much are you renting his house for this time. I still don't know how your neighbor can make you get in a ambulance and commit you. But i guess you're a big deal in lot land.

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Yadkin is a 'big deal' everywhere. Wake up and smell the coffee. Compared to you, he's a regular A-list celebrity.

[theandies]

I don't get it.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by theandies

I don't get it.

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