A Hubby looked at his wife.......

[mrvette]

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before, you didn’t hurt yourself did you?” His wife replies, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”

[Frankie the Fink]

Two 90 year olds got married and on the honeymoon night the new bride came out of the bathroom naked after showering as the groom waited anxiously in the bed. Poor woman was pale and shaking a bit. She said, "You'll have to be careful with me as I have acute angina".

He replied, "I hope so cuz your titties are gross!"

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

Two 90 year olds got married and on the honeymoon night the new bride came out of the bathroom naked after showering as the groom waited anxiously in the bed. Poor woman was pale and shaking a bit. She said, "You'll have to be careful with me as I have acute angina".

He replied, "I hope so cuz your titties are gross!"

I really hope two 90 year olds aren't trying to screw on their wedding night, or any night come to think of it. 80 years old is OK, however.

[Frankie the Fink]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

I really hope two 90 year olds aren't trying to screw on their wedding night, or any night come to think of it. 80 years old is OK, however.

Get up to speed, if tucked in men can have periods, breast feed and get pregnant; then 90 year olds can identify as randy 20 year olds....and do the horizontal hula for hours.