Did you ever shoplift anything?

[slewfoot]

A few years ago, a local Wendy's did something that was not cool. So, my wife likes the Frostys and gets a few each week. Along with that, I leave with a serious handful of napkins.

We use them to wipe the dogs feet after a walk or anything else related. Fk Wendys!

[Tpatt]

As a kid I did. I remember my Dad and Granny got in a argument. Granny found out my brother had shoplifted some candy. She busted his ass and made him go back and pay and apologias for it. Not long after she gave him a grocery bag and sent him down the road to the orange grove and bring her a bag full back. That wasn't stealing in her eyes. Dad tried to figure out the difference.

[Blademaker]

A pack of cigs when I was a teenager.

[snide]

When I was a kid, was in the grocery store with my mom. There was a potato chip display that had a bag of chips that was broken open. I ate a couple of chips. Got caught, couldn't sit down for a few days.

Note that I did not "steal a bag of chips". I did not open the bag, or otherwise cause the bag to be opened. Just enjoyed a couple of chips.

Haven't stolen anything since then.

[BADRACR1]

In my previous life, a lot. Did lots of nefarious things. But I survived and learned.

[LATB]

I shoplifted a Led Zeppelin 8-track tape.

[69camfrk]

Never...I hate thieves.

[Aerovette]

Yes. As a kid I probably borrowed two or three Hot Wheels from K-Mart. I had no idea it would put them out of business.

[the new me]

Originally Posted by VITE1

Yes. A few Chunky bars from the local deli.

Mom and Dad found out. Dad drove me to the store,dragged me in, made me apologize and pay for what I had taken.

I had something similar happen, but when I tried to apologize and pay for the stuff, they said that store policy required them to call the police and press charges. The police came and arrested me and subsequently I went to juvie and learned how to be a better criminal from the other candy thieves that were incarcerated there. I subsequently spent the next decade in and out of detention facilities.

My parents were happy because they didn't have to pay to support me any more. The one and only time my dad visited he said he wished he'd known what would happen so he could have made it happen earlier.














In case it's not obvious, this story is pure fantasy that I dreamed up when I was a kid watching Ren and Stimpy.

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by snide

When I was a kid, was in the grocery store with my mom. There was a potato chip display that had a bag of chips that was broken open. I ate a couple of chips. Got caught, couldn't sit down for a few days.

Note that I did not "steal a bag of chips". I did not open the bag, or otherwise cause the bag to be opened. Just enjoyed a couple of chips.

Haven't stolen anything since then.

My little brother and I would lick the salt blocks at the grocery store..

Originally Posted by BADRACR1

In my previous life, a lot. Did lots of nefarious things. But I survived and learned.

Same here.

Originally Posted by LATB

I shoplifted a Led Zeppelin 8-track tape.

I was caught with a Bon Jovi Cassette down the front of my pants...I had no room for a 8 track let me tell you...

[Yadkin]

As a kid, yes. Only loser adults do that shit. I've corrected many a cashier who undercharged me or missed an item with their scanner.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by LATB

I shoplifted a Led Zeppelin 8-track tape.

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[BayouCountry]

Never. But I couldn’t figure out how price tags got switched on things I bought and why it was always at a lower price.

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

As a kid, yes. Only loser adults do that shit.

No shit sherlock

Originally Posted by Yadkin

I've corrected many a cashier who undercharged me or missed an item with their scanner.

Nothing new....Most people do....and with the snot nose kids ringing you up these days it is a every day occurrence, they can't even count your money back.

[Yadkin]

Loser wounded puppy still following me around like a loser wounded puppy.

[Unsuspicious]

Used to steal school supplies when I was a first grader or so, markers and pens, parents prob didn't suspect anything figuring I brought them home from school. Giving some of that away at school made the other kids like me.

[Rob]

Nope

[bsmith]

Originally Posted by BayouCountry

Never. But I couldn’t figure out how price tags got switched on things I bought and why it was always at a lower price.

I did that once at a department store.
I was freaking out, never did it again.

I am a terrible liar and not sneaky.

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

As a kid, yes. Only loser adults do that shit. I've corrected many a cashier who undercharged me or missed an item with their scanner.

I have done that too and....corrected a waitress how to charge us correctly
and not in our favor.

[Onebadcad]

Nope, never.
Never wanted anything stolen from me, so I choose not to take from others.
Once a thief, always a thief!!