How much time should one spend while in the shower showering

[Onebadcad]

It now appears, based on the majority of posts in my massive NO TO SHOWERING thread, I may have to concede.

Should, and that is not definitive, I consider amending my hygieneial protocol, what is a minimal time spent showering in which all objectives can be checked-off, I am currently at 180 seconds max.

Usually, to expedite things, I also clear my nasal passages and empty my bladder and rinse out the eye goop, (if I am feeling flexible I bite off a few toenails) while using the Old Spice 4-in-1 miracle liquid,,, is there anything else I can add.

My usual shower time is about three minutes, unless there is wifey-mandated trimming to be done.

Let me know, your candid comments are always appreciated!!

Lastly, does anyone play music while showering, I think this would be a calming component I would consider adding.

[Louie Detroit]

Depends how many hot wimmenz are there scrubbing your back.

[Jughead]

If you play music in the shower, you're gay.

5-6 min is all you should need unless female companionship if present. Like the old saying.....anything longer and you're playing with yourself.

[Aerovette]

I can watch TV from the shower. I go in when the traffic is on and out when the weather is over.

[StudleyJames]

It is based on how good of an imagination you have

[Torqaholic]

I average about twenty minutes. The 80 gallon hot water tank doesn't last much longer than that.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Jughead

If you play music in the shower, you're gay.

5-6 min is all you should need unless female companionship if present. Like the old saying.....anything longer and you're playing with yourself.

I did not know that about showering with music, thanks for the nugget!!

Asking for a friend, same conclusion if one sings in the shower??

[Vandelay Industries]

30 seconds max, with ice cold water.

[Big bob]

Until done

[Rodnok1]

If the back hurts it can be a long shower... Especially during colder months. Summer showers are very quick. On demand water heater so i can shower for an hr if wanted to.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

I did not know that about showering with music, thanks for the nugget!!

Asking for a friend, same conclusion if one sings in the shower??

That's musical masturbation.

[GTOguy]

For me, it's maybe two minutes. In CA, we have always had droughts and I've been a water miser since the '70's. That said, during hot weather, I will shower twice a day.

[Onebadcad]

Serious question:

It appears many in here spend about two minutes a day in the shower, so if one, use me as an example, showers for 10 minutes on one day, I am good for five days??

[Tikiman]

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[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by Rodnok1

If the back hurts it can be a long shower... Especially during colder months. Summer showers are very quick. On demand water heater so i can shower for an hr if wanted to.

This. My summer showers are all business. Winter showers with lots of hot water can take longer.

[Louie Detroit]

I shower for several minutes per advice from my Dr. It helps with the arthritic pain I have in my neck and back.

[Mike Mercury]

[04 commemorative]

maybe 5 minutes unless wife is in with me....then it could be much longer

[Murray]

5- 10 minutes alone (enough for two songs to finish or November Rain) speakers next to the shower head with system hooked up to Bluetooth amplifier)

20 mins +- when she joins me

[Trapper Sean]

Recommend Dove for men body wash with 0.13% benzalkonium chloride or benzethonium chloride antibacterial. If you are showering 180 seconds per 3 day weekend, highly recommended.