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Old 12-09-2021, 7:46pm   #1
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Default I just achieved perfection....
...something Porter could never do, fo'sho.

I nuked a bag of popcorn in the microwave and EVERY SINGLE kernel popped. Not one was left over. Life is good!


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...something Porter could never do, fo'sho.

I nuked a bag of popcorn in the microwave and EVERY SINGLE kernel popped. Not one was left over. Life is good!


That is all.
Sounds like a healthy dinner.
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Sounds like a healthy dinner.
Nah. Something to snack on while I watch Port Protection series on Nat Geo.
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Only if downed with a nice scotch
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Only if downed with a nice scotch
[does complex calculations]


Yup, math checks out!
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Yup, math checks out!
I settled for a half glass of coke (the brown liquid kind).

I know I have a bit of a reputation when it comes to the spirits, but I have seriously been staying away from that. Well, the two margaritas at the Jimmy buffet concert tuesday night were an exception, but my date and I were looking forward to them along with having one during Margaritaville.

Other than that, it's the occasional can of coke (brown liquid kind), chocolate milk, orange juice, and mostly water.
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Now try it with a BOD.
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Now try it with a BOD.
I think YadkareNNN has been voluntold for that mission
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If you did it without burning a single popped kernel, then you have achieved the impossible. Now don’t lie to us. Was there a burnt popped kernel?
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...something Porter could never do, fo'sho.

I nuked a bag of popcorn in the microwave and EVERY SINGLE kernel popped. Not one was left over. Life is good!


That is all.
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Hey there!

Here is something I remember about you, actually your wife! How's her GERD problem been as of late? I hope all is well!!!!
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If you did it without burning a single popped kernel, then you have achieved the impossible. Now don’t lie to us. Was there a burnt popped kernel?
It was THE perfect bag of popcorn. No unpopped kernels and nothing was burned.
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Nothing was burnt? Now that's impressive.
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Old 12-10-2021, 11:10am   #19
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Nothing was burnt? Now that's impressive.
I am a purveyor of popcorn perfection
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Hey there!

Here is something I remember about you, actually your wife! How's her GERD problem been as of late? I hope all is well!!!!
Sad to say she is back where she started....the stretta seemed to last around 2 years and slowly stopped working.....she is back on pills and they are not doing it anymore because it didn't last.
Thanks for asking
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