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Depressed? Then quit doing this......
...... farting. Yeah, you read that right. Personally, I think this article is complete crap since a good fart always makes me feel better and filled with laughter if delivered with the proper technique, precision, and etiquette as required by the situation.
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I had crystal burgers kinda late last night (had a craving...). this morning has been interesting and I'm absolutely not depressed
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Guess which one is me at a farting contest.... |
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This is obviously a the first step in a conspiracy to institutionalize people who fart a lot. First take their guns because red-flag smell-bad laws, then put them in a tent in a government-run homeless camp in downtown Portland.
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Umm...these would be brown-flag laws.
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This thread stinks.
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I hardly ever do that. Don't generally see the funny either.
Although there was this one time riding in the back seat of my parents car... We were driving up into the Rocky Mountains and at a certain elevation the lack of pressure caused me to start letting them loose like they were timed to my breathing. Still cracks me up when I recall us rolling along with all the windows down and 2 feet of snow on the ground That was some National Lampoon stuff right there. |
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I think farting is great for mental health-of the farter! Not so much for the
mental health of the people around you. Besides, farting is the cornerstone of Canadian humour! |
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