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06-17-2016, 9:23pm | #1 | ||||||
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It's Baconnnnnnn
Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity – QatarScoop
Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. 53-year old Abd al Rahman Shamoun, was spotted by a specially trained police dog, looking for drugs or pork meat on passengers and in their luggage. He appeared visibly nervous and sweaty, so the customs took him in a separate office for a more thorough search and investigation. The search revealed 4 larges condoms hidden in his anal cavity, each containing more than 3 kilograms of bacon. People ingesting or inserting illegal drugs, money, jewelry, or weapons in various cavities, is a rather common practice and airports around the world are used to dealing with such cases. This is the first time, however, that bacon is discovered during a cavity search. Due to Qatar’s strict laws regarding pork meat and other food that isn’t “permissible” or “allowed” in Islam, Mr. Shamoun faces some very serious criminal charges. Accused of “possesion of controlled substances”, “trafficking controlled substances” and “illegal importation of controlled substances”, he could now face the death penalty, with a minimum of 50 lashes and 15 years in prison. |
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....Dixie could handle it!
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I don't know why people even want to deal with such a shit hole. I mean the country.
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Been there numerous times. Didn't leave anything, and ain't going back....... Before I forget, and Johnny, you already know they cut off the bacon at Al Udeid. I think that might be one of the biggest reasons I went ahead and retired. I just can't bring myself to being in any conflict that doesn't have bacon. How the fcuk can you fight a war with no bacon?????? Hell, that's why the south lost the civil war...they ran out of bacon!
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and was not impressed one bit....why go to a shithole?? spend all that $$$ for something seen in pix for free...... |
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Mental note. Don't order bacon in shithole countries.
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While they were in there they also found a dozen eggs and a box of instant grits.
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About 20 pounds of bacon, up his ass ? wow !!!!
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Shithole bacon. Sounds like a brand name.
"Bacon from the shithole, for shithole countries. " "Butt-bacon for the Bedouin" other products include: "Keister Kielbasa" "Ass-crack cracklins" "Anus Sausage for Sayyid" "Rectum ribs for Rasheed" |
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Brings a new meaning to "pork butt".
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