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Old 02-03-2011, 7:55pm   #1
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A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Medicine Bow, Wyoming.

He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,

'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says,

'Nah, you go ahead.'

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts

spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.



The old cowboy quietly says,

'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
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I heard Sam Elliot's voice in my head when I was reading the Old Cowboy's lines
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So, the young cowboy didn't like mice either?
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Didn't see that one coming!
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today's special: used chili
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rare these days.
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