From Walford on CF OT.....funny as hell....

[mrvette]

A little light-loafered comedy. The gay flight attendant.
On my flight back from Texas we had this flamingly gay flight attendant. I mean, he was three-snaps-in-a-Z-formation gay. But he was funny and high-spirited and made everyone on the plane comfortable.

As we approached the airport, Blaine (his name was "Blaine") got on the speaker and said, "Hey, the captain has informed me that we're making our final approach, so if you could all put your tray tables up that would be super! Thanks so much!"

As Blaine came down the cabin to check on everyone, a Muslim woman wearing full hijab still had her tray down. Blaine told her, "Sweetie, we need your tray table up before landing, okay?"

The woman said, "In my country, I am known as a princess. I take orders from no one."

Blaine put his hand on his hip and said, "Honey, in my country I'm known as a queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, bitch."

[polarbear]

I have a co-worker that's not, well, flaming... but there's no question which team he plays on either. Our teams were working together this particular day, and a Field Manager was complaining that we'd promised we'd be back within the hour... and that was well over two hours ago.

My co-worker puts his hands on his hips and said "well, it's true you said an hour. But you never specified if that was straight man's time or real time. There's a difference, you know!"

He was speechless. I was

[Mike Mercury]

Tray up, bitch."

[99 pewtercoupe]

I saw that over there and just about spit coffee all over my laptop. Was thinking of posting over here but didn't.

What do you think the odds were that was a Southwest FA?

[Bill]

He's one of the characters I miss from that other PR&C. Someone should send him an invite. Will, this means your absent ass. (end subtle call out)

[Blademaker]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

He's one of the characters I miss from that other PR&C. Someone should send him an invite. Will, this means your absent ass. (end subtle call out)

Who is this "Will" ye speak of?

[VITE1]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

He's one of the characters I miss from that other PR&C. Someone should send him an invite. Will, this means your absent ass. (end subtle call out)

Then we can get Wally to hit on Red.