Signs, signs, signs...............

[Kerrmudgeon]

Sign over a Gynecologists' Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrists' office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrists' Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a Plumbers' truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumbers' truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."

On an Electricians' truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment!"

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarians' waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send
in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution: This Truck is full of Political Promises!"

[CP]

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution: This Truck is full of Political Promises!"

Unfortunately, this one is TRUE.

[wwomanC6]

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

In high school some friends of mine spent some time making up a very nice sign they planted in front of a funeral home
"Ask us about our lay away plans"

[Jobaka]

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

Made me laugh.

[JRD77VET]

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

The neighbor's brother (across from where I grew up) was a grave digger. He had a tombstone at the end of his driveway that read " please drive carefully, I can wait"